aaaarrrr...dream come true made possible by K-drama. The (droo_ool) perfect cafe`. Pity I don't own this cafe huhu. Lalalalala~ Caffein has never been this addictive. Gray's Anatomy and Betty had just been whooped down to the bottom of my list. kyaaa~~~ (^_^)

why? you mean other than the fact that it's God's blueprint for the normal human anatomy? maybe I'm not critical minded enough,maybe I shouldn't just accept that we are build the way we are and that there might be more to the appendix than just for differentiating humans and aliens.

Moved out of my current house into a new apartment, don't really know the other tenants all that well yet~ there's Girl A and Girl B, both working in the financial sector, which basically means they're rarely home.Heavenly. So..was going through the dismal book counts throughout the house, yeah, no comics found. They should be grateful I hauled in a lifetime supply of it. Then I found this particular book, lying face up on the coffee table, the lettering "Why Do Men Have Nipples" glaring at me in bold print. By Leyner & Goldberg. It's THICK.

So why? Well.. surfed around at Guardian.co.uk to see what guys around the world think..

It is the wish of our creator at the begining refer to Genesis 2: 4-25
Chan Yut Wah, Ipoh, Perak Malaysia

So that men can have the breast of both worlds.
Colin Boyd, Saskatoon Canada

If they don't have nipples their body looks empty.
Joyce, London, U

so we can suffer from mammary-deficit-jealousy-syndrome. O.K., so i made the name up, but it's true.
ranald, edinburgh

Simple - To be clamped.....
Hayley Whitten, Southend on sea UK

To practice
Meurig Williams, Deeside Clwyd

Beer tits would look ridiculous without them.
Colm, Derry South Korea

Since men have potential breasts, and they do have a certain level of oestragen..guess the macho acts couldn't cover up all the basis huh? perfect excuse to explain all that sulking?haha.They should be worrying about lumps too..they should.

Since there's an actual physician writing an actual book on this and either Girl A or B actually bought the book.. I might just actually read it some time or later ~

may i have your attention please
may i have your attention please
will the real fat lady please stand up
i repeat, will the real fat lady please stand up
we're gonna have a problem here...

hvn't sleep a wink these past few days..dreading the upcoming Monday.. dunnow why. I just dread it. It's like getting into Garfield's head where Monday is a big fat vermint looming over you..waiting to devour you if you get too close too it. Well.. I'm in a cat's brain today.
Probably cuz i just ran over one..it's a carcass by the time i ran it over, the other 3 fat cars has already taken away its guts and contents half a mile ahead.

erry's wedding in PJ's over, nice one babe. (got one wee lad with a very nice view too hahah) ..one down, one more to go =)

and yeah.will the stupid fat lady who bumped my car and float away like a pompous obesed whale please choke on your greasy lunch and drown yourself. My soiled with cat's brain tyres are too nice to run over your guts.


p,s : which category are you? the Gobloks and non-Gobloks.U gotta give'em credit..trying to turn the whole nation into non-sensical rubbish writers like yours truly..well. for biased and slated political judgements..there's always the Times..and the Shonen Jump.

At first impression, I thought some sappy someone left the bloody letter in my pen drive, and of course, it would make perferct sense if it was addressed to me. As it is not, I got the dreary feeling..kinda like the feeling that MJ got when he's Punk'd..that this just might be a joke program. Worse..it might be a virus. Poor Edelin bt. Baharum, what the hell does she did to her hubby that he transformed their love into worm.

Dearest Edelin bt. Baharum

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When Edelin_ is executed, it performs the following actions:

1. Copies itself as the following files:

• C:\tmp\Isass.exe
• X:\Edelin_X.exe

Note:

• X:\ is your removable drive
• Edelin_X.exe that created is hidden from the user.

2. Creates the following file:

• X:\Autorun.inf

so that Edelin_X.exe can runs every time a removable drive is plug-in.

If anyone else had the missfortune of coming across this text.. just bin it.
Check out how at trend micro.

JK Rowling has once again confirmed suspicions that if an 8th Harry Potter book installement exists, it will surpassed the Britannica or Kamus Dewan , thickness wise. The Powers That Be that controlled the publications are hell bent on ensuring each book is thicker than the later, and therefore, can be sold at an exponentially proportional price escalation. As such, it is a world wide expectation that the latest and final installment, the Deathly Hallow will be much more expensive than its predecessors, and people are willing to pay any mountain of sickles that they have to get their hands on it. I sure am. And it sure gave bookstores a honeyed dream of extorbiting easy cash.

Since their plan flopped in Malaysia and all over the world, with wholesalers selling almost 50 bucks cheaper that the retail price, the final book was sold cheaper than the 5th and 6th book at only RM69.90. It even goes down to RM 42 in UK. Small bookstores can start picketing and protesting their arses off.. but it still doesn't change the fact that all the avid fans lost to the price war.. as all pre-booked orders are still priced at RM109.90. Lost to the people who couldn't have cared less if it was the first day of the book launch, and simply bought it cuz it's cheaper. Well.. I guess it was a pretty daring move by Tesco and Carrefour, they just succeeded in ensuring millilons of the most anticipated book of the year, to remain in boxes on the day of the launch, bcuz of the protests..and will probably remain there collecting dust for the rest of the year before being rebirthed into recycled paper. As of 2100hrs yesterday, various prediction that the books will be sold out in all Carrefour and Tesco outlets by noon, proved widely off the mark. There are still piles of it unsold. Price is not the issue.. people are just not as dippy over Harry in this part of the world.

As far as the book is concerned.. having been subjected to read full lenghts of Obituaries, newspaper clippings and reminiscense of the dead Dumbledore which contributes to half of the book's thickness.. what's left of the story is passable. Everyone lives and breeds it seems. I guess it will be too much to expect a dead Harry, but it will be more interesting. I can bet some die hard fans somewhere will construct a grave for him or introduce a Harry day if he succumbs to Lord Vouldy. It ends with a nineteen years later version of the all the sidekicks.. I hope they won't turn that part into a bloody series. It's bound to be a sappy version of One Tree Hogwarts.

It's a wonder really..why the wonders I voted for wasn't listed as the new world wonders..
There's the kiyomizu.. which I voted simply cuz it was in Japan..




then the UK's stonehenges, which gives the impression that 3500 years ago, aliens played LEGO with the rocks on earth while waiting for their mothership to arrive(or rather, the giants from Elbaf did), which is why it should really be the world wonder.. cuz like inachan says.. eventho no one really knows what they are, they are a freaking wonder. Kinda like picasso..which is freaky in a different way.
Since , the Christ Redeemer in Brazil was listed, I want the Conan Town, Hokuei-chô to be freaking listed as well!

It was the birth place of Gosho Aoyama, the author of Meitantei Conan(Detective Conan) manga series. Most of the sketches of places in the manga i.e gardens, classrooms, school etc, actually existed in the town!!And..... the place has a chokeful of Statues!!!Paydirt, Brazil!! It's even got a museum, the Gosho Aoyama Manga Factory to honor the writer, the Conan Bridge, the Conan Road.. It's kinda like a down-to-earth,real world Disneyland only no tickets are sold.It's full of symbols and statues, like the Vatican City, only no religion is involved. It's all created by the town's folk themselves to honor their most famous boy. What's not to wonder?

8th wonder of the world..

The once famous comic writer of Malaysia, Ujang, once wrote about his dream to have a kinda -Ujangland or something like that, where his cartoon characters will be statued. He's now back in Central Market freelancing.I guess.. for comics in Malaysia to become as serious business as it was in Japan is too much to ask for.. kinda as futile as Malaysian football team. Also, since the list is compiled by popular votes, the Christ Redeemer can now be properly equated with Mawi.

and i don't care what cipcip says.. the new installment of Harry Potter rocks!!!!

to erry.. 1 day to go till she becomes a bride. Big congrats babe.. wishing u a blissful life ahead. Sorry I can't be there for you that day.

to kak ina..just a month to go(sempat lg nak kurus!) =)
happy for you both (^_^)
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went to class yesterday after weeks of truancing. half the lengchai quits. no point of going anymore. but since i didn't failed..guess maybe i should offer to tutor the remaining lengchais..heee. ;)

sensei's friend committed suicide..hefty credit loan.since she's too short to hang herself by the fan ceiling.. she hangs herself on the clothes rack on her bedroom wall, right beside the door. that's after a cut on her wrists and a bottle of sleeping pills failed to send her to heaven on express ride. her 6 years old son walks in right smack into a corpse with a few feet of tounge hanging out. and sensei was reenacting every freaking scene with tears in her eyes. needless to say half the class was choking back laughter.cuz no one understand it all really...sounds like total gibberish until the time she acts dead with her head and tounge lolling about.. guess trauma and jokes comes hands in hands.

..the winged creatures from hell just got humoungously unbearable.

Never had such a f*cked up day.. ever.

It's a bloody day where bad lucks flew down from the sky with vengeance, in their stupid black wings, night vision goggles and pink sneakers with turbo power. They flew in packs like bats, smelled the blood, hounded the wounded,and bombarded ev'thing that matters. A hundred of them got me while I was driving to work, and although I managed to scream 'kamehameHA' and swat dead 99, one managed to stick on and draw blood. It's been a hellish day ever since.

It's the main reason I'm still at work, looking at the to do list and deciding to ignore every bloody task on it to blog, read comics, watch movies and basically.. ignore work at work. I need to go and kill someone first, frame a few bodyparts, get some shut eye.. and then maybe.. after the winged creatures from hell rot away.. I'll get started on that list.

p/s: kak ina, saya hon scooter bodo tu bukan sbb saya lapar ok.saya sedang membalas serangan nasib jahat berkepak dari neraka.

Brad Pitt once asked how, a long time ago, people found out their clothes got cleaner when washing it at a certain point in the river.

He answered it himself.. human sacrifices were once made on the hills above the river; the burnt bodies contribute fat, the ashes from the wood and water formed lye; and altogether, hey presto, white foam discharge befitting the Shokubutsu was swept onto the river side..and so people of the earth learned how to clean fabrics, or so they claimed. (a few short years later people already have coins operated washing machine..)

Anyway, helped mom stuff the short clip from Fight Club where Pitt stole fat from a lypo clinic to make soap; in her teaching materials.. in a move to trick the students into thinking glycerins and sodiums are cool to play with. Well.. apparently, it worked. Bet if I had Brad Pitt teaching me chemistry last time, I wouldn't have flunked it. ]=) Just for showing the world the simple logic of home-made dynamite in that movie, he should replace Schwarzenegger as Mayor, representing the US in erm.. making weapons with utmost affection. With his colorful family, he's got the multiracial harmony argument down pat too.. which means... he'd be a shoo in if he runs for KL's mayor.

A few other scientfic quotes came to mind..
Eichiro Oda, once mentioned in One Piece , that he reads from a scientific analysis somewhere, which said that if human's chest muscle measured 2meters, then, human can fly. Imagine that. If someone, somewhere invents a fat to muscle converter, Pamela Anderson could fly!
(and inachan would be esctatic =P )

And Dolly Parton once said.. natural beauty takes approximately 2 hours in front of the mirror..

Celebritites has such inspiring wisdom..

Owh yeah.. promised to help a friend promote his cause; check this out and make it your cause too =)

there's no panda in malaysia, but help save them anyway ;).. and hordes of other animals too...

Returning back from a 2 days trip to the north, lack of sleep and still high on euphoria, I came back totally devoid of any black mood. Of course that just about tilted the balance of the world and jilted some sick devil's foodchain and I came that close to causing world disaster. In order to restore order in karma and all that shit, it is just inevitable that the moment I stepped on the soil of KL, my worse nightmare came to life in the form of a world class jerk who presents itself just so it can be fed a plateful of crap. Managed to crawl back to bed without beheading anyone.. the glass is once again half empty and world order was restored.

That aside, congratulations to Fik & Teratai..and to AhJohn & Dali on their wedding.. wishing you guys a happily ever after ending. Berjaya pergi dan balik dengan hebat, atas bantuan hidung-hidung yang pro gile mencari direction =)

Yang pastinya makanan kat utara sumer pon tersangat best!!!! Noodle Haven. I could just slurp noodles all day.. betukar menjadi jin pon takper. Sape lagi yek yg nak kawen kat utara.. nak pesan Mee Kuah Pil Chi-Kit Tech Aun yang famous ittuh..


Secluded, and stranded. We discovered the chalet floats upon dead bodies, which, referring to Bone, was there since the British East India Company ruled earth and the fishes are trained to be cannibals. Nobody heard our cries for help.


Moments after the big bomb explodes and before the chalet was shattered to smithereens. Aji, the troop leader chooses this method to annahilate the cannibal fishes a.k.a Ikan Gerut Gerut.
He managed to kill all the fishes.. and all chalet residents.
Cheeps offended the Nature and was struck by lightning as expected. Only he wasn't dead. just transformed to a living frisbee. We tried to give it in house training to make it a straight frisbee.It stayed gay. It was the only survivor of the explosion.



*in his dying breath..before he falls from the tree and drowned.. Mr Nasrang requested to be creditted for these incredible shots during the explosion. The living will goes on to remember him by his mighty art*

A long, long time ago, at a time when men wears skirt and were proud of it, at a time when witches were burn at the stakes and chips simply means potato strips and not silicon. A while after Galileo was put under house arrest for saying that earth is not flat, at some sides of the world, the pirates reigned.

And according to the pirates, or rather, the latest installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean, the End of The World is actually Singapore.

And that’s about the only thing I remembered from the movie, having seen it in the previous 24hours.

The cabinet should endorse a law that approves life long imprisonment without parol or any possibility to appeal, for any idiots who talks in a movie. And if they talk about really, really irritating things, The law should also decapitate their stupid heads.

Queen Elizabeth was said to have only one bath per week wether she needs it or not, which is why she’s probably always irritated and behead people on a daily basis. If only she lives in this era, I’d like to bring her to the movies… after making sure she hadn’t had her bath in a month. All the flying heads will probably relieves me from depression…. Cool.

That said… thanks to stupid talking heads.. I need to re-watch the pirates. Anyone?

Having not read a single news, be it on shelf linings or online, since the Virginia Tech massacre, you would have thought a lot of things have changed in the world. But aside from more unnecessary fatalities in the Middle East and Samy Vellu’s unending smugness that no one can prove him guilty of bribe ~ well, there’s just more doom in the newspaper than all Korean series put together. And that’s saying something considering the buckets of tears I sacrified over broken hearted yummy ooppa-s. .

I am depressed.
If I lived in a bamboo house right now, I’d have blown off the roof with my sighs

What NOT TO do when feeling depressed

5. Read newspapers – Just not the ones from Earth.
You can read news from Mars or Pluto or The Planet Nameck Daily; for all we know there are probably a hunnred times more cheery bunch of Uruk Hai-s and Smeagols out there as compared to us lowly buncha losers.

4. Eat betrayal chocolates – just don’t.

3. Work – A big no no.
If your boss asked, just tell him if someone forced you to lift your hand to your keyboard right now, they’ll be responsible for future side effects to fellow officemates such as mutilated and garroted body parts displayed on the wall. If they read about Virginia Tech, they’d probably leave you alone for as long as you display the word ‘depressed’ on your forehead. As such I justified my whole day at work today watching Gray’s Anatomy reruns (again) and Korean game shows.

2. Walk –
Walking makes you more depressed with every step you take. It’s like when the Japanese jog, they’d mutter one, two, one, two… but when depressed me walk, it felt more like one, pig, one, pig, one, pig,pig, PIG!…. At times like this?Don’t walk. Just roll about. People will understand. And it’s not like I really like pig in particulars, it’s just becuz I like pink. And somehow pigs are highly associated with depression.

1. Think – Hazardous.
Why else do you think Spongebob is so happy every damned week? Cuz sponges don’t have brains. And Bush, and Luffy, Britney, Lorelai Gilmore..

And Cheeps & Inachan just did not deliver today. Just when you really expect them to, (abes nak expect aper lagi kalau dah datang meja orang screaming ‘ADE GOSSIP!’ kan??) they failed spectacularly at trying to churn out a decent gossip today when they did it so excellently every other day. So I’m blaming them for making me more depressed, and heck, while I’m at it I might as well blame them for this whole depression bout.

Against all odds, (odds inclusive of four direction blind peoples, crazily high IQ old geezers and weird malay riddles)... we managed to find the treasures.

And the picture sez it all!! (^_^) yayyy for the dizzy grasshoppers!

kalau dah tadek keje sangat pegi la jalan2 kat cafe kacau orang. tak pon pegi la jahanamkan paru2 ko yg dah memang sama corrupt je ngan perangai ko tu. gi isap rokok bawah tangga sambil kipas bos. menjadi gile gumbira trigger happy dengan butang send kat outlook, itu bukanla hobi yg sesuai. mcm budak terencat. tadek keje. so boleh la nak justify ko menyusahkan hidup smer orang ngan email2 yg tak relevan langsong. ingat lagi banyak email terbang nampak lagi rajin ke? nampak mcm ko langsong tadek keje adela. bukan sumer orang bodo cm ko.


behold! my new baby ]=) it's just so damn cool. mainly cuz it's real cute. mostly cuz i cn justify not going to class after this. whheee..~

hoi!! smer name pon cam haram!! =P bertempur!
1. Team Biru
2. Team Dara
3. Team Anak Kecil Main Api
4. Team Nombor 6
5. Team Sungguh Sexy En Cheepox Itu
6. Team Anak Penguin Kaler Itam
7. Team Ajon
-Faber castle
-window vista
-buku tulis
-pen merah
-oasis
-kyocera
-consciousness stop
Penyu Ninja Mutasi Remaja
Original Supervisors
Kamen Riders
Pringles
Team Medical Dragon
The Hunters
Excalibur
Zappy
Blues clues
Swift Seekers
SuperNaturals

From here onwards, married guy should be read as S.O.B ..

So here’s a word by word replay – the consequence of curiosity.

SOB : So girl.. u rn’t planning to get married? In any relationship now?
(soklan cepumas; trap ahead, red light.. nenong nenong!)

Vash : Nope..not in any.. and no plan at the mo~

SOB : get a taste of life, make the most of being single.. right? Just like me.

Vash : hee…advice from an experienced man? (jurus serkap jarang tahap satu)

SOB : Nope..I’m not an experienced man. Just saying..u know. (like hell u aren’t)

Vash : so u sayin’ u r single? (he had it coming. no one can accuse me of not being specific)

SOB : yeah.. I am. (thunder…thunder..thundercat!HO! why is this guy not strike to the ground?)

Vash : Really? U r single? Not even inna relationship now?

SOB : Nope. u know what I hate most? Being tied down.

Vash : …. ( no one asked, Idiot)

SOB : Saya memang tak boleh kalau kene ikut cakap orang perempuan. And being married is like being tied down with a name on the rope!

Vash : True. And the rope comes with a ring. (What did u do wif yours airhead? Flush it down the toilet? Planning to swim in the sewers to get it when yr wife comes back wif the baby?)

SOB: It’s not that I won’t do anything that u ask me to… tapi buat mase skang ni mmg belom ready to take orders from a mam. (what am I then? Chopped liver? when the hell did I say I wanna ask u to do anything for me, Idiot? Belom ready? Dah tu pgi kawen buat hape? Volunteeer jadi babi eksperimen?)

Vash : That so? Then u can’t work with a girl boss! ( obvious change of topic. A girl can only take so much of blatant bullshitting without feeling nauseous)

SOB : yeah.. I can’t.. but my big boss is a woman..bla bla ( enter network talks, yay! )

hell.. what’s wrong with being friends with a married guy, heck 3 quarter of my officemates are married. Specially when he's a good teacher, work wise. It all comes down to the matter of intention.. and having done my research, his intentions are as clear as mud.

So friends or foe? Well.. Its just that I have a rule not to date babi eksperimens. specially not one with piglets on the way.Fruits but never pigs. Sigh.. there goes my notes n cracks.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s out.. but don’t expect too much. I sleep through half of Michaelangelo’s crappy jokes and Raph’s PMS mood, fight scene’s not that interesting and the whole production is entirely predictable.. Pleasantly traditional tho.

Damn it I just can’t get over how they translated Turle to Peninju. All in all, Kisah Peninju Ninja Mutasi Remaja gets a 2.5 stars from me. Why can’t they use Penyu? Kura2? Or Kappa!

knew there was no shortage of supplies for stupid people on the face of earth, and by the looks of it the clan is increasing and infilterating organisations everywhere with the speed of light. all of a sudden, when u least expects it, the clan fills up top ranks ev'where and there u have it.. ev'ry meeting starts with the last minute meeting readings however useless this has proven, ev'ry tom, dick and harry who came to the meetings leaves their brain on their cubic for preservation of neutrons, less they were infected by other people's rotting ones.. and as Gaiman once wrote, what do u expect from people who overslept the morning God gave out brains?

and seriously. seriously, if everything has already been decided, say by the infilterated top ranks...then why call a meeting at all?Seriously!

yeahhh finished the latest One Piece updates... aaaaa seeing stars and hearts all over. nothing like a good, relaxing read to turn the remaining neutrons in yr brain to fluffy cottons..

so last midnite, when my craving for a scrumptious banana split became almost unbearable, i parked by butt over at A&W ( where else) and witnessed and interesting, interesting scene.

a young couple was bickering. the girl, well, amidst all that make-up, looks like a desperate school girl tho, looks downright ready to wail and stomp her feet and call daddy to the rescue. The guy, well. The average malay i guess. Messy hair, messy face, an Alien workshop jacket slung over his shoulder (gawd.. so 1996..) and a bloody cap. and get this.. my guess is his age is probably nearing 30. So there we have a girl trying to look older (think Lindsay L) and a guy(probably married, think ashton) forever trying to re-arrange his face to look concerned + firm + loving + whatever, what u get is a crossbreed of expressions and u had to be there to feel the need to puke. Someone should just tell him wearing yr cap backward doesn't make u a rapper, and child molesting is a serious offence (hear that, cheeps? =p )

and since no one there bothered to cover our interest in their conversation, we (speaking on behalf of all A&W patrons that nite) had a blast oggling, judging and placing bets on the outcomes of the lil' squabble. Up until the guy said "kalau mcm tu u boleh berhenti jadi adik angkat i". aaaahhh there u have it ladies. They are not even a couple.
So his wife can't chop his head and say he's cheating. The magic word. the solution to all problem. the cover for all gray areas between friendship and more. The Excuse.

I wondered..these 'angkat' relationship. If i wanted more than a boss-employee relationship, should i find a boss angkat? and for other matters, a cikgu angkat? or a makcik angkat? is there such a thing as kawan angkat? what happened to simply BFFs?

owh and that lil' squable? i lost my bet. the guy left first. I thot, the girl, runny mascara and all... would have had the dignity to slap him in the face, kick him down there and fled the scene. If only she'd do that, the whole place will probably give her a standing ovation. I know I will.

Wimax deals are out in the open, and all the big runners lost. Well, u ‘ve got to hand it to TM though, lost the race but won the medal. No deals? Fine. Suck out all the loose change under the couch and cash it in for their own infra. And all the other winners will still be losers as long as they leech out other people’s infra. Well.. it is the one solution to regain the fixed line traffic lost to IP. No one can stop anyone with money, how do you think Trump gets to fantasize about his own daughter in public and not get trashed? Ev’ry press that matters are probably on his rolodex.

Same goes for Jessica Simpson really, poisoning the airwaves with sick notes and no one threw stones? Big conspiracy. There, I should probably stop. I had just implied that Simpson is equivalent to Wimax, hadn’t I?

The Time describes hope as a cluster bomb in wartime, shredding the peace of mind. Although that was used to describe Iraq, it does applies universally. Lumping everyone into one dirty distribution pool, we can conclude that mostly, people's hope will be dashed the moment it was raised to the highest point.

Hoping the new Kamen rider hero will be not be so sotong.. and there u go..we got the most sotong-est kamen rider hero of all time for the Den-O version.

Hoping movie sequels exceeds the prequels (well everyone knows that this is one stupid hope) and they bombed everytime. Let's just see how H.Potter, Spiderman and the Pirates fares this year.

Hoping my boss would go on a month's vacation and leave us alone to tinker around with the statistics ]=P i know. what a hope..

...and just when u thought meeting one watermelon after another is bad enough..u met with an interesting perv. Hoping for a normal friendship? Duh. I didn’t know that I can sunk low enough as to be the other woman, but a married couple with a pregnant wife? Almost became the whore in horrible.

And the dark clouds from my past moves this way again, shadowing my wake, haunting my dreams. Should I just threw caution to the wind and grope for the silver lining? You can't get to the rainbows if you can't put up with the rain, right? Nah... I'll probably got struck dead by lightning halfway through. Plus I'm not senile yet. It's not that easy to forget.
and hello! hope equals cluster bombs remember?

On that note, to all friends with the burtsy wallets this month, happy spending folks! you know shopping never lets anyone down! =)

ottosama : u have to be brave to say no

whatever. i'm still running away.

what's your opinion on xxxxxx ?
they're coming to ___fill in the bloody blank__

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


i noe i'll get punished for doing this..someday.. but i still want to scream and kick and scream a bucket of bloody expletives. This will only end if I run away to Korea. And being the rock climber expert (HAHAH) i can be a mountain hermit there. with Wonbin. Yes . That's the only solution.

Time moves so fast in this Lane that it’s almost cruel. Life flashes by like lightning strikes, brilliant and blinding moment at times, but those moments never lasts. I found myself trying hard to grasp these moments and to stem the flow but it’s like pointlessly standing in a middle of an ocean, trying to break the incoming waves (screaming Nippon ichi!) , knowing that I’ll eventually be washed ashore nevertheless. Limp and scraggly and powerless.

What do people do to make their lifes more meaningful?

So u know.. in a bid to add more color to life, I somehow came to the conclusion that, in order to enjoy life more, you gotta sleep less. Just do something else. Anything. Comics. Watching the new age Kamen Rider. Driving around aimlessly. Writing Kanji characters on the wall. Just don’t sleep before 4 am. And it succeeded. Life has a meaning. I am a zombie. Still am.

And in a bid to untangle myself from tripping over mom’s everhaunting list of eligible bachelors, I went on a few dates of my own. One was simply horrible. I gave up after the first few minutes of incessant talks on Malaysian plants and its scientific name (tsk tsk..flaunting knowledge is not wrong. It’s interesting if u get it right. But to brag about things and get it wrong? ) It’s not a crime to be stupid. But it is, if accompanied by detestable ego and an inflatable head. And if he’s not a lengchai, it’s utterly unforgiveable. All throughout the date I daydreamed of doing a seppuku on myself over and over again. I’ve always wanted to donate my mad-cow-disease-infected-blood to the American nation anyways.

One other meeting went quite well.. surprisingly fun. But then it was with a world renowned backstabber.. so I guess I had to go home and do multiple seppuku all over again. This time with a blunted knife. i'm putting a stop to being stupid.

And since I’ve sworn not to pollute anymore of my friends with the love’s puddle of mud…. Sigh, Bring it on,mom. And I’ll probably keep on having those nightmares where Erry wont’ do my make up.

As far as coloring my lifes goes, the comics and movies are doing the job just fine.

I guess time moves as it wants. and moves faster when u live aimlessly. altho being sleep deprived is a solution, it probably is never the answer. 3 hours to 4 a.m folks.

it felt just like yesterday that i announced my hatred to new years.

what to dread in Feb

• numb3rs airing almost ev'day on tv. I thot tv cared about ratings?
  

• bosses are all running helter skelter worshipping the olympic medals that they know, are out of their grasp anyway. Other members of the team are just tinkering around the track serenely sipping strawberry milks , using up all of their brain power to concentrate on ignoring the ongoing race. The term 'massaging data' brought a whole new meaning to me. I can now shamelessly jump into the murky pool of data corrupters.
  

• airwave frequencies. what's up with 'On Bended Knees' ev'ry freaking hour? It's Valentine. We get it.
  

• Orange courses. The orange courses that's forced on people, designed to make people smarter.
  

• err..there's that network exam i signed up for, for no reason.Other than to flunk it.
  

what to like

• Another trip back home. It's the princess's bday and we can't wait to tell her she's now too old for Barneys and Barbies.And that Barnies are actually just a potbellied overpaid homeless drunk in a purple costume. She'll probably cry. yeahhhh =)
  

• Hannibal Rising, Ghost Rider (wheee), Hwang Jin Yi further eps, Goong..
  

• one week leave.(?) yeeehaaa.

• new One Piece eps..battle btw Ace and the black beard pirate.
  

• Can't wait to find out who the hell is Mr Linderman.

owh.. and congrats to aliss chan for jumping on the 8 to 5 bandwagon. mari datang lambat setiap hari ]=P

Good people of the society, do beware of illiterate officers of MPPJ who pounced on the unsuspecting public and reduced the unsuspecting public to hands and knees to beg for forgiveness and redemption.

Vash : ni tiket parking saya. Ini pulak tiket saman. Saya tak nak bayar saman ni.
Pasal saya ada tiket parking. Saya tak tahu kenapa saya kene saman.

Kaunter : oh? Nanti saya cek system.

(wah. Screen computer ade gambar my lovely car with the said parking coupoun. Officer MPPJ pakai digicam? Kayanye. Mesti banyak kutip saman)

Kaunter: Eh betullah tiket ni. Officer tu salah baca agaknyer.
Vash : Bukan. Saya rasa die tak pandai membaca.

Kaunter: . . ….
Vash : …. Dah tu kene bayar tak ni?
Kaunter : Tak tahu lagi. Kene mesyuarat dulu.
Vash : …..
Kaunter : Isi borang ni dulu , hantar, dan telefon selepas 2 minggu untuk tahu status kompaun.

(damn! Kene tulis karangan!)

BORANG RAYUAN KEPADA DATUK BANDAR PETALING JAYA

Sebab- sebab Merayu :

Dengan ini bahawasanya saya merayu kepada Dato’ Bandar supaya tidak membiarkan pegawai2 MPPJ yang buta huruf merayap secara berleluasa di kawasan bandaraya kerana mereka menyusahkan masyarakat sekeliling. Sila keluarkan perintah berkurung atau/dan perintah bersekolah. Sekian, harap maklum.

Talking about the unsuspecting publics…

NST's today (read) dwelled on the Forex Exchange scheme pulled upon a few unsuspecting graduates. Jobless, Interviewed, Employed, and asked to deposit RM 80k in promise of quick cash and leisure future – they blindly nodded and resorts to using their parent’s EPF savings, and borrowing from ahlongs. Of course, ends up losing the money that they don’t have, as fast as u can say ‘forex’.

Quote “many of them are fresh graduates who do not know how to manage their own finance”

Idiot. It doesn’t take 100 years of experience to identify a pyramid scheme. Good god, and you call yourself a graduate. Did those 4 years of study fried your brains to a sizzling empty black shell ? kaya btol korang. Sesenang nak handover puluh2 ribu kat orang. Gadai smer benda. Pinjam sana sini. Pastu golek2 nangis2. Dapatla masok sokkabar. Pastu masok tv plak. Masok Bersamamu. tak pnah dengar main kutu? ASB? Oh..tapi yg tu takleh masok tv. Kalau nak sgt jd rich n famous, dari mula masok je American Idols kan senang.

More of unsuspecting publics

Quoting a now nation-wide infamous statement from Dr M “What you have is a cabinet which is not very knowledgeable all the time, because it is not made up of experts but politicians, and some politicians like myself can sometimes be stupid. The cabinet merely gave approvals in principle and never really studied the implications in some parts of the agreement”

He’s referring to recent toll hikes and highway toll concessions - on the current effects of toll hikes on low-income societies. 'nuff said.

Well..there's the unsuspecting me having to beg the mayor because his staffs are illiterate. Then there's the unsuspecting parents who have to bear the debs of the idiot grads. And us the unsuspecting public who became avid spectators for the annual price race between petrol and toll. One big happy unsuspecting society.

my point is Dato' .. after the toll n petrol hikes (and CNewYear sales) who can afford to pay stupid summons larr...

What do you call having to buy the same sneakers at the same shop, 3 times in 3 months?

I know telcos had it bad with punks stealing copper and fiber cables, but shoes? Geez, it wasn’t as if my sneakers were glow in the dark Nikes! And they were pink! What kind of perv wanna steal those?

So let’s try and solve The Case of The Missing Sneakers.

First of; Suspect Profile Analysis::

Since the same colored shoes was stolen everytime, let’s just rule out men ( I know a guy who owned a roomful of pink stuffs, but he had injured a butt so he’s got the perfect alibi )

Given the fact the she have to climb up a flight of stairs to get to my home (crime scene #1) and the fact that she was able to steal the shoes from my car and run away from the parking lot in the jiffy that I went to get my keys (crime scene #2) just goes to show that the thief is a healthy woman aged 20 -40 years.

Since it was only 2-3 weeks since my last pair was stolen, we can conclude that stealing is a hobby of hers and she will die if she did not steal pink shoes every week. This kinda obsessive-compulsive behaviour (OCB) proves that she’s a drug addict. Probably a divorced, lonely, single mother who can draw pink colored futures when she’s high.

Crime Lab::
Let’s get to the evidences. Going to the first crime scene, the shoe rack
Inside the wooden door before the grill. Taking out cotton buds and sampling evidences, I bagged a brittle blond hair (or issit pieces from the wheat broom..) , sweet wrappers, a blank CD inside the vase, shreds of glasses, a piece of gray fabric, a dead mosquito and a buncha sweet smelling rose petals.

Going under a 4x optical zoom digital microscope - From the highly un-proportional percentage of lead oxide versus calcium oxide and fossiled dust particles..I can conclude that Erry smashed a plate sometimes last month.

Ruling out the possibility that the thief is in fact a rose bearing cute garderner ala` John in Desperate Housewives, the petals probably means that a housemate had another fight with her other half.

The CD…well. Viewing it on the PC, highly wishing that’s it’s a video asking for ransom, but it just contains corrupted data. High probability of an amateur VCD pirate-r living in the house.

Butchering the mosquito, Grissom style,single handed. Err blood samples shows high level of cholesterol. Takleh nak cek DNA sbb Webstars down. Tapi confirm darah orang yang makan burger hari2.

Clues as pointless as Abdullah Hukum LRT station. There’s that blond hair though. Blond, divorced and a druggie. Narrows down the suspect to Britney Spears. Or Pamela. Makes more sense cuz she does looks like she’s got a wheat broom on her head. That.Or i have an albino stalker.

pc was 'deathnoted' at work. had a pretty good idea who's the culprit~ no one else had all the time in the world, u lazy bugger,u!


ade orang berjaya dipaksa berlari skali .. tak payah upah burger pon! series! (hell hath frozen over) woh..dan berjumpe lagi dua pasang kasut lain yg dikenali juga.. semua org mengamalkan hidup pelarian kah sekarang? *syok syok*the more the merrier~

Guess we couldn’t stay in 2006 forever huh? Well .. not gonna wish anyone a happy new year this time. Positively balk at it’s coming and u shouldn’t wish a bad thing on anyone anyway.. so.

2007 thingies:

favourite phrase greeting me on new year’s eve :

Hiro Nakamura (of Heroes) “ raidoo..raidooo ..pom! pom!”

Work :

No changes. Validating rows upon rows of extracted data for analysis is just another insult to anyone’s brilliance.

Jellabies:

Congratulations are in order for my newly engaged housemates. Cheers babes!

(err..how soon should I start my quest for new housemates then? Any volunteers? Preferably lengchai and single . In THAT order ]=P )

Dream:

Still Japan like every other year.

Goals:

Er..also still UK. Trying again this year.

Books:

Nyiahhahah can’t wait for the final installment of Harry Potter. (learnt my lesson the hard way last year. You don’t have to camp in the wee hours in front of MPH to get a book no matter how best-selling.Repeat a million time after me, I.Am.In.Malaysia. Sold Out books? )

Movie:

the list is looooongg and delicious. The Fantastic Four, 30 Days of Night, 300, Bourne ultimatum, Ocean's 13 (June -yeeeha!), then there's the Assasination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford??? (mouthful!); YET another installment of Pirates of the Carribean (May) and not to forget Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix in July. and, the turtles are revived in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turle (March ). wooohoo can go on and on..

well.. the list does look empty n shallow doesn’t it. Have I mentioned I hate new years?

Guess the incessant chattering of an educated fool wif movies on her mind stops here. To embrace the new year. Tsk..tsk.

_________________________miscellanious_____________________

Owh, and in my hometown, the year ends sadly for most – the amount of properties destroyed are enormous.(no comic stores survived the flood. Not one.Sob). Throngs of people make their way into the town after the water recedes and witness the exciting mix of rubbish heaps and stuffs for sale piled next to each other. Naturally, people tried to sell ev'rything they manged to salvage.And almost everyone else ends up shopping.

I guess the flood doesn’t destroy paints. Bile masenye korang siapkan banner ni???

Trust me. The air was thick with the stench of overflowed septic tanks. And money.

Rewashed, Redried, Repackaged –Nope. Not tea leaves you idiot. Shoes.

yayyy dah pagiii! two hours to go.....

(ottosama..bleh balik ke hr ni..mcm banjir balik je smer tempat pon)

WiMAX is the latest name u wanna get associated to if u wanna stay cool.

It’s a wireless access based technology shooting over long distance broadband network.
Kinda like Streamyx, only it’s wireless. And more tolerable than the usual WiFI access cuz the coverage is s’posed to be enormous, just like cell phone coverage. (kinda like whut 3G network is supposed to be lar..)

It also goes by the IEEE name 802.16 or if u wanna have ‘Bloody Nerd’ stamped on to yr forehead.. call it by its full name Worldwide Interoperability for Microwave Access.

So erm, whut I was psyched to find out is how the hell issit better than 3G cuz the people here at the land of M is still scrambling for cover when they hear the word 3G and all of a sudden the govt. is dangling the Wimax tender opening carrot- baits to the donkeys.

So let’s face the facts:

1) Wimax data connection up to 75Mbps (pheww) while 3G is up to 1.5Mbps (tipuuuuu x pnah sampai ponnn ) so by speed alone it has toppled down the 3G network empire.

2) Given the fact that the govt. has yet to award the Wimax license to the competing telcos here… the network’s probably gonna be up n running a good 1 to 3 years from now (faster if the NGN network can be successfully deployed soon).. and by that time, ev’ry Tom, Jack and Abdul will probably have their own lil’ pink 3G phones already.

3) Come Wimax, ev’ry other voice call will probably be made over IP.. hail Skype users n other cheepos. (tried this over 3G – DO NOT bother.)

Can’t wait to see our phones n laptops becomes obsolete accessories to the upcoming techs.. and while waiting for that, let’s just ponder why I need high speed wireless connection..

1. read One Piece online

2. read One Piece new episode online

3. read One….err..maybe I don’t really need it.

And I still haven’t managed to bore myself to sleep yet..

…blink..

…blink..

…blink..blink…

(apsal la diorang ni smer tgk citer hindustan je..someone pls just kill me now)

6 hours to 0800.. and counting..

blogging from office.
flood operation committee duty.
counting the seconds until 0800 hours.
sucks. bored. and sleeepy~

report for tomorrow "no changes in flood level at southern area".
operation closed for Pahang, Kelantan and Malacca.

tick tock..tick tock. bosan gile!!!

n thank god for One Piece.

well.. i got a new baby. it's white and although i'll never be able to have a pink handphone again (housing only avail. in black or white) it's got all the same function as the previous baby. and more.only... i lost the phonebook..(the only number i memorised is my dad's - how's that for photographic memory? )
[just pls msg all yr numbers to my old number ok!! simcard just got activated today~]

and the black cloud's moving my way once more, igniting unwelcomed sparks..hoping that it won't stay long~ i was a sentimental fool for regretting those lost memories. I thot i had a strong shield, but it crumbled down again and well.. i'm rebuilding (thnx frens 4 yr supports). Timber!!

owh.. here's my hometown..whut's left of it... driving back tomorrow~ lalalala (^_^)\/

i hate 1utama.
i know i'm in no position to say this since i spent half of my life there. but yesterday! ain't the crowd sposed to be opening up presents under their xmas trees and get eggnog drunk and sit around the church praying for a white xmas and definitely NOT SPOSED TO go filling up parking spaces in shopping malls!

and why, GoD, why is there a thief lurking around the racks of overpriced jackets (i know it never snowed in M'sia, it's just preparation when I go to Korea to court wonbin. and I know i've sworn not to buy 'nymore jackets for the next err..100 years,but..)yes.. i'm blaming it all on the sales and jackets and crowds and of cuz,1utama.

arghhhhhhhhhhh it's not just the phone i'm pissed off about!(i know i spent ev'ry waking and sleeping moment wiffit) it's ev'rythign else inside!!! the msgs i cared about, the videos, the pics, ev'ry bloody thing.even the silvery pink hellokitty tags on it. nak kene update phonebook lagi! arghhhh

and the icing on the cake is.. altho bloody celcom managed to block the simcard, they can't block 3G usage (what the %&&$#$@!it's the same bloody simcard aint it?) so if the freaking thief has a brain he'll spend these few days streaming,video caling and surfing, and it's all on me. geezz..have a surfing spree why don't ya!and i hope u burn in hell.

i know i sumtimes hate my brothers and kicked them to death- only they are all irritatingly invincible so they don't die, but he'd better come back home soon. My mom's livid wif anger cuz he didn't bring any thick blanket wif him when he went out wif his friends (know any 16yrs old teenage who would? exactly.) and now that he's stranded somewhere for 2 days cuz of the flood..all i can say is. he'd better just come home bfore mom morphed into permanent Darth Vader mode.

Frowned Upon

The company sent me to a 2-days stress management course ~ it's an office get-away sorta thingy.too bad they din't send me to de-stress in korea.. i'll come back 120% stress-free for sure!! (and maybe bringing wonbin back too... hehe)

It's justifiable to spend valuable RMs in stress mgmt courses even when yr office does not have enuff budget to by A4 papers.You see, this is to ensure yr employees would not get so stressed out as to go picketing and burning the whole building down.Of course, this is despite knowing the common knowledge that people will go picketing anyhow if you threatened to ban their morning coffee breaks…my point is, thank you Company, for paying the instructors to show me the professional way of blaming everything on stress).Sumhow.. i chalked up a real high score on a stress test,benchmarking my stress level at just before the burnout stage.

At this point; all the stress signals are supposed to have already shown itself (gastrics/stomach ulcer/migraines/ clumsiness/forgetfullness/etc/etc)--> told ya ev'thing can be blamed on stress.

hmmph.. let's see now. what am i sposed to be all stressed out about?

#5. Finance? : well yeah. Stress factor. When can I buy my dream car without having to eat grass n roots ev’dayy? (my car crashed again this week. Damn that Toyota Harrier driver.tau la keta aku kecik je..jangan la buat2 tak nampak plakkkk..)

#4. The local malay-translated comic books production seems to have hit an all time
standstill.. (been how many months issit since the last Hunter x Hunter and
Gashbell???? arghhhh!!!! Korang nak jual komik ke tanak ni??)

#3. The fact that there's no cinema in the new mall across the street (tadek sposen pon cinema kat area putrajaya/cyberjaya nih!.putting all my hopes in the other new mall still under construction )

#2. work? : (haven't been here long enuff to rate the new boss yet haha) task-wise? Nah….

#1. The sllooow rate of updates on One Piece manga online– good God I wished they can update a new ep. every 2 days at least! It’s the only way us leechers could live a stress free life! Tu la dulu orang suh blaja Japanese language tu bebetol, malas… kan dah terpaksa mendependkan kehidupan kepada pemalas2 yg lain..


Anyway, I did learn some useful stuffs, Number one, stress-free life ain’t ever possible. Number Two, some filthy rich ladies in KL actually paid RM5k++ to get themselves hypnothized, for self-motivation purposes (listennnn to my voice, when I snapped my fingers, you will wake up as Donald Trump, efficient, driven and have a crush on yr own daughter..). Number Three, to de-stress, eliminate the stress factors; hence hijacking the nearest Honda dealer and burning down the Comic House Sdn Bhd publications.

Frowned Upon

On a more stress-free note;

Budak alim : cube awak kerutkan dahi.
Vash : iyarkhhh (berusaha dan berjaya)
Budak alim : hmmmm.. hmmmmm… kerut lagi sikit. Ni tak cukup kerut ni
Vash : err.. tak ckop? Baiklah. IYARRRKHHH
Budak alim : owhh ok ok.. baik, saya dah faham.
Vash : err.. apsal? Sy memang tadek inject Botox mahupon semua jenis plastic surgery. Dahi saya mmg dah sedia licin, saya kan baru 18thn.
Budak alim : ye dahi awak memang best . Boleh tengok samada seseorang tu dah berpunya ke belum dari kerutan dahi. Kerutan dengan lipatan yang kemas, maksodnye orang tu dah berjumpe dgn jodoh die. Kerut yang agak celaru, maksodnya masih mencari.
Vash : Woh! Maji? Honto desuka.. (Woh! Series?.tipu keras tak agak2..)

Err..mari mencari tikus eksperimen. dahi inachan confirm belipat dengan pnoh cunnyer mcm baju yg baru amek dari dobi yg dkat mcD tuh..cheeps? mesti serabut cam spaghetti ]=P . Mine ? errr who r u kidding? Tadek lipatan langsung! (di ulang..18thn.)
So everybody else, on three now, One.. two.. three….FROWN!!!

yep. there exists a korean version. title's Rude Woman.the series that was claimed to be inspired by the infamous Desperate Housewives. god knows why. only not every walking female innit are desperate like the U.S version.and the heroes and sidekick are all a million times more goodlooking than 5 Mike Delfino jammed together under one sink. The story line got me pulling out my hair ev'ry few seconds and converts me to a screaming banshee whenever i think no one's looking. Becuz the bad guy (Jeong Woong In) innit is a real jerk! I tell ya.. if sumone like that's alive next to me i'll personally tie him up nicely in a pink ribbon- and hang him down his own rooftop.
The plot's all about revenge - but well.. the main reason I watched it, really.. is this other guy hehee. ]=)

at the one and only foodcourt cum post office cum carwash place in Malaysia's Sillicon Valley..a brawl broke up.

indian : air kedai akulah yg paling hebat di cyberjaya.
indon : tidak pak. air kedai aku lebih berkat pak. maka ia lebih sedap.
indian : air kedai aku telah ditambahkan dengan rempah ratus asli yang dibawa khas oleh Syarikat India Timur British!
indon : ah..tetapi kau orang Malaysia. Aku orang Indon! maka air kedai aku mempunyai rasa international! seperti kedai kopi starbak itu.
indian : ....
indon : ....
indian : kame...hame....HAAAA!!!!


and that's how the indon came to be sprawling next to my fried rice and iced lemonade.
otai continued eating with his face still on screen saver mode (it's gonna take a naked mermaid sprawling inside his lunch to get him to blink) and adrianna just added yet another reason to her
"why-i-hate-cyberjaya" list.

and that's a start to rather interesting day yesterday .. ;)

owh.. and to inachan.. yes. people do get fat if they eat burgers everyday. and if their diet consists of the highly extended period of 24 hours per month.. they'll get fatter. (^_^)\/

a warehouse-sale to look forward to next month (besides my change of dept. finaly! woohoo)

at this time tomorrow i'll be back in k.l - and the thot is a miserable one.

what am i doing in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the week? the twins got circumsized yesterday and the whole family just needs to be there to laugh n party. it'll be the only time ever we could see these brats lumbering off to a toilet like a pair of overfed Alaskan bear, laugh our heads off and get away with it. and hey the picss of their teary eyes! I've got excellent stuff to blackmail them for the rest of their life.

the sunday times announced the results of a new research,one that can help track our ancestors. apparently, after studying 33 ethnics groups across the globe, some brilliant scientists concluded that they are 2 types of earwax. Wet or Dry. and we Asian..are more prone to have the dry kinds, while the rest of the world suffers the wet stuff. yeah.. excellent way to spend research money.. might be a year from now, they'll announce some new kinds of earwax. yellow and gooey.. or brown and not gooey.

brain was fed by a shitload of dramas.. nope!not the real kind.(not ever)
from those trashy,physchotic drama queens of tree hills, eqomaniac dr house, and increasingly morbid prison break... i kinda lost track of reality for a moment.

dangerously dancing around swirling..murkywaters but i'll never fall into its depth again. slowly n surely.. i'll build a steely gate around myself if i have to. reality? murky waters got lotsa bacterias.

people says what u don't know won't hurt ya..
thus i'm sooo closing my eyes to the world..well..shrink the globe a couple of cm and make that local geography.extremely local. reality ? err.. i just don't want to know!

had another offer to practice whut i actually learned in college...but there's that comfy
cushion holding me back..plus the pay's the same so why should i crack my head open with
the price of the same wad of moolah i have now? the experience? the practice? the actual Stop-Your-Brain-From-Rusting job? nah...

reality? what can i say.. i'm just another lazy ass, educated fool with money on my mind..

going back to the terrabytes of dramas in virtual heaven.

if a hard disk could speak out it's mind.. it'll say " i'm feeling so freaking uncomfortable in my own shell!" of course.. if it could speak out..it wouldn't be dressing in boring gray metal cassings would it? it would be dressed in party gowns.well..assuming that they are females. all those wires n dangers of short circuits.complicated .get it?

well back to the topic of shells..i knew i'm biased when it comes to all things nippon..but this time I would just have to disagree. leave it to the japanese to convert a perfectly good casing into a pac-man-ish looking eggshells.n fluorescent green!! I rest my case.





















yeah i know. what senseless babbling. i'd better just take off now! zzz

on a breezy morning; armed wif a 9mm hotglue shotgun, full body shield, scissors and bucketloads of patience. forcing fake flowers to come together to form a presentable hantaran...which turns out lovely. I'm just the innocent bystander by the way.. ]=)

inachan : awak..nak jadi wedding planner sy tak
me : erm ..errr. nak nak!!

yeah..since i'm so damn knowledgable about weddings rite ( i've been to at least 5 weddings in my life ok..).. why not just plan one.how hard could it be? J.Lo did it wif flying colors and even managed to fall in love wif da the groom along the way (lepak ..not gonna happen)

so let's see.. i should know something.
1. give the guests sumthings to eat..
2. here comes the bride n groom..meeting halfway across the hotsun...parade them towards the buffet table...don't forget the big, fluffy umbrellas..thinking polka dots..
3. let the bride n groom eat...let the photographer take pics of them mushing each other's face..

yeahhh that's about it it rite?errr.. where does the wedding planner comes in? oh yeah.. in the photos of course.

and yeah; the most important part... compiling songs to play while people eat. hmm according to current demands and statistics of makcik2's favaourite..the wedding will be a resounding success if i played strings of strings of korean OSTs... add in a few bollywood numbers and i'll be set. but..that'll be handled by the DJ rite? scratch!

well..no worries... I'll watch For better or for Worse and learn...membaca tangga kejayaan!
(thinking of serving sushis...)

came across a stupid riddle in gaiman's writings...
"what's green..whistles n hangs on the wall?"
ponder? pls do.

grisham's The Innocent Man is out now... i'm on the 5th page.and Left it a few hundred Km away back home. so lacked reading material at the moment...resorting to reading bits of newspaper lining the shelfs at home.

owh. n the portable fan in my room finally submits to my unintentional kickings..it's a peaceful death. just a few strings of swear words - funeral today... gotta shop for a new one.

Good.considering all the nerdy people (see above pic) studying at evry nook n cranny of my house.. it's actually fun cuz this year we had the most minimal contacts wif the outside world. we visited no more than 3 house this year; heh.. granpa's,uncle's and one neighbour. how's that for minimum exposure?
less hassle.. more time wif the family..and that's what the eid is all about this year (can't say the same for my sis n bro..facing the crazily swinging exam axe)

mood is broken occasionally( of course) by my 'photographic' memory which seems to have nothing else in the buffer but his pics playing continously in slide show mode. the occasional painful stabs becomes more frequent and i probably need to bleach my brain sometimes soon. Add in a spoonful of Fabuloso and my brain will probably be brand new again. I never knew forgetting can be so hard.

so it's back to work. to the dingy world of messy network pathways. Wishing everyone a Selamat Hari Halloween Raya Aidilfitri

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so the ramadhan is nearly over.. well practically over with just 2 days to go .. and we'll see the end of the interesting display of Malaysians (all races buka puasa u know) performing their acts of gluttony everyday at 1900hrs.

u know how they say eating puts u inna good mood?
well.. yesterday.. breaking fast was heavenly indulgence; putting me into sheer choco decadence.. i simply went to bed smiling. hahah.. all thanx to my first experience wif a choc fountain@shangriLa. The food was good.. choices so abundant that I reserved my whole right brain into concentrating on perfecting a number sequence of food procession. To be attacked.and then came dessert. saving the best for the last.

There it was... tall, dark and handsome,(err...no sixpaxs tho)..all tiered, rich choco flowing down so smoothly..it took all my willpower not to just stuck my tounge there and lap it all up (chipox actually offered me a hundred bucks to do that - i should take it up.more part time job won't hurt..heh)

yummy... we should make it an annual event we should. maybe next year we'd get a chance to actually dip the 'kambing golek' at the fountain.

bile langit kl ni nak clear?ujan je tetiap hari..bile nak turun snow plak? bleh la test my new jackets!
langit berkaler purple ...the same dark purple cloud hanging over my head. quoting my barney-infested-brain lil' 4 yr old sis, "i loveee purple. mother do u love purple too?father, do u love purple too? " yeah i love purple like Bush love Iraq. brainwashed by astro she is.

hmm.. tahun ni tadek beli bunga api..n the raya spirit build up wasn't as exciting as previous years.. maybe as people aged more they felt more n more dispirited in embracing the festives? anything to do wif the green moolah packets? hahah maybe. but maybe the raya bug just wasn't flying around the country this year. and my sistas and brothers are all facing upcoming exams..
try and hv a festive spirit wif 3 nerds who have their specs glued to their 3kg textbooks and u'll know what i meant. Try and imagine coaxing them to play the firecrackers and they'll burn u down for wasting their precious minutes.

hmm talking about heavily bespectacled nerds n firecrackers...here's an aunty who was depraved of love when she was a kid, and at 58ys old, was arrested for stealing it. sian..tak ckop kaseh sayang. read it.

so... the upcoming eid? mild.

i discovered whut my boss does when he locks the door to his room for hours. he played around wif Google Earth.! investigating places where fiber cable usually got stolen? hahah yeah rite. probably searching n staring at the image of his house's rooftop.

n work sux as usual... but today i'm going back home~~ lalalla (^_^) will sleep n drool like crazy on the 5hrs bus ride..but what the heck! home sweet home, baby!

just when i thot all the drama has sizzled down the size of a shrivelled prune..it all bubbled up to the surface again.overflowing and drowning me in the sheer idiocy of it all.
i know u'll think this sounds crappy... but i guess i never left high school after all. what people talks about still mattered. i still go crazy thinking about whut people might think, and i still go sleepless wanting to murder the person who's spreading all this insane stories around.Keep on worrying about all this, and i'll be reduced to a shrivelled prune myself.

'nuff said.. only that i'm drowning my thoughts the usual way (not eating, u dud!) ..shopping! my budget now have a hole the size of Egypt innit. courtesy of some jackets bought on impulse..i hope it'll snow sometimes in M'sia..so that I'll get a chance to wear those beaaauuutiful jackets.Maybe I'll pray for a white Raya this year. And there's a Primavera & Clarks shoe sale going on at the Curve.. if only mom is here..she'd be going cuckoo wif me trying to decide whether to buy a pair or a million.

planning on uploading some delicious pics of food later..and i still hvn't finished the retail theraphy. next on the list..err.jackets. n next on the menu?erm.. makan rumput je la bulan ni.