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when machimaro came to town

Posted by vash1282 on 12/26/2008 09:31:00 PM
i miss the kids!

i knew i used to force eha to drink a concoction of roadside pebbles and rabbit droppings, deliciously swirled around tap water..in an attempt to experiment her throat.
i knew i used to dunk kinah in washing machines and she's the one that got thrown out of a moving car while we were quarrelling in the backseat..
mia was lucky as all her sis has grown up and lost their crazy..
altho we never did knew what the twins did to her while we were not looking..
but they were all such brats that i was almost angelic in comparison.

apak sent the latest pics of mia and i realised i just missed all the brats so much huwaaaaaa.







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alien hunting

Posted by vash1282 on 12/26/2008 01:36:00 AM in
back to that alien getaway on christmas.. so quiet up here..all alien out partying.
will be alien hunting on boxing day as well.. dried up all my money on chocolate soups.

My trusted UGG and I went together to Scotland for my birthday.. and i just fall in love with the place. breathtaking sceneries, friendly people with completely unintelligible dialects, the beautiful old buildings.

thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.. i hope everyone, especially in Cyberjaya, has had a good year , about to end in a few days.. and i wish you all another good year ahead.

favourite scotland stuffs


Scot's cross dressers

Scot's sheeps - reminded me of more shoes

Scot's choc soup..extremely diabetic..and a good way to die.


Scot's moments.. just empty thots





*other pics in fotopages.

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yujiji pengubat hati

Posted by vash1282 on 12/20/2008 12:31:00 AM in
- ade kasut buruk macam kasut sang kelembai
- nama brand pon sama buruk..UGG.. satu UK gilakan UGG
-dan jugak kalau pakai UGG dilarang pakai stokin
-tak tau apsal ramai gile orang pakai
-retail price sampai beratus pound, kulit kambing,bulu kambing katenye.
-Kambing Australia. Kambing Dengkil pon boleh juga.
-merata internet siap ade panduan mengenali UGG palsu yg dibuat dari Kambing China.
-untung betul bela kambing
-disebabkan hati yang gundah gulana kerana stress..tepaksala menjalankan retail theraphy
-best gile rupenye..macam jalan dalam kambing..atas awann...
-barula semangat nak pergi memburu alien
-panasssss...lemmmmbuttttttttttttt....i like.
- ni lah kasot paling best dalam dunia
-agak2..kalau bawak balik msia..bley pakai gi opis?



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more december ramblings

Posted by vash1282 on 12/19/2008 11:04:00 PM in
1. sakit beruang

-hari petama tangan rasa macam ais
-hari kedua satu badan rasa macam ais
-kepala rasa macam kene sambar petir sambil mengumpat orang ..
panas nak mampos.sunggoh bedosa mengumpat orang.
-pakai baju 6 lapis campur ngan winter coat ..masok bawah comforter..pon tak bepeluh.
-pegi tepi heater..kepale nak meletup.
-toilet tissue abes 3 role dlm 2 hari.
-kesimpulannye perasaan rase nak membunuh orang setiap hari. demam dengan sangat teruk.
-timing demam kene btol2 taim pekse..(bukanla tak belaja dengan sengaja..)



2. raya korban.

slamat hari belated raya korban kpd korang.sy exam beturut2 slame musim perayaan.
kalau lembu datang sini time pekse pon tak rela suruh sy korban kan die.
die tengok skali nampak macam rakan sekelas dulu (panda tebia dengan beg mata yg confirm dah mengalahkan panda).
tengok dua kali macam hantu.


ade budak bagi daging korban. tapi ketul besar2.
walaopon sy adalah beruang kadang2..tapi skali makan daging besar penumbuk..
tak pnah lagi try. lagipon kat seoul wisma pantai die dah potong comel2.
kak ina mungkin boley try. skali makan satu lembu pon bley kot.
apak kate potong daging kene ikot urat die baru tak liat.
sampai juling2 mata, duduk dapur yg separuh beku tu tengok urat daging..
pasal tak pakai spek.banyak gile direction urat daging tu pgi...
mcm tak tentu arah je.apak.. urat daging malaysia je kot yang satu hala?
last2 potong je mengikut rentak lagu dongbangshingki.
hasilnya beberapa masakan yg sparuh liat sparuh tak.



3. oh dengarlah jeritan batin ku

-sampai2 dewan pekse je ade satu poster kate dlm 8 orang budak kene tuka dewan lain..
tak muat.. pasal 8 orang budak adalah bersaiz beruang.
kurang asem!

-bile masok dewan lagi satu tu, pusing satu dewan, atas meja sumer paper marketing.

- tejumpe flatmate dari china..budak marketing..kami pon berbalas-balas greeting 'hi gudlakgudlak.KauMahuCandyPerisaMelanin?.

-pusing satu dewan tak jumpe pon paper yg perlukan calculator.sumer paper hanya perlukan kacang goreng budak2 marketing.

-seorang lecturer rusia berperut santa tetapi bermuka misterbin menerjah suasana..dengan loghat Rusia yg sungguh pekat dan pekataan2 yg sunggoh tak dipahami.. seperti tekaknya penoh dengan kahak dari demam tahun lepas.

Separa Santa : ngapa-in kamu duduk di sini? apa kamu budak penjual jalanan(marketing)?

beruang sakit : tidak pak.. aku nggak tauu apa apaaa. aku ngikut arahannn sajaaaa

Separa Santa : kamu adaa punyai surat, ngatakan, yang kamu di benarkan masok ke dewan ini?
apa-in jurusan kamu ini?

beruang sakit : tidak pak...seriyus..aku nggakkk tauuuu!
aku jurusan kageBunshin-no-Jutsu.bahasa rusianya,satelite, bapak.


Separa Santa : itukan elektronikkk!Apa kauu nggakk tauu ini dewannn, murid2 penjual jalanan yang punyaa?

beruang sakit : aku tau la bodoh. takkan la aku sesuka hati je nak masok sini tapi kan ada announcement tu! yang kau tu tak tau apape .. ape citer pulakkkkk?kembung dengan beer je tau? fikir tak tau?

- akhir kata..Separa santa yang budus telah menghalau semua beruang2 sesat masok kembali menyempit ke dewan asal..amek pekse 20 min lambat. tapi habes boley 5 minit je lebey dari orang lain. cis. lime minit.korek idung pon tak sempat.
-beruang sakit pon membuka ketas soklan dengan penoh kerakusan..
skali lagi..beruang sakit terpaksa mengerang..
"bapakkk.....aku nggakk tau appaaa appaaa.. "

-bile bitau apak..cakap takleh jawab..die kate tu adelah taktik nak stay lame kat UK.
-mane ade!!! i tau la apak pakai trick tu.

-paper lain2..senang.kalau stadi.

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ramblings

Posted by vash1282 on 12/01/2008 02:20:00 AM in
1. winter
group discussion-night session

* pia mane? x datang?
+ tak. die tamo kuar bilik.
* apsal?
+ sejuk.
* aik.. alasan macam tu pon boleh?

bolehla. malaysia boleh.

i guess.. winter is here.
exam in 6 days...i'm still stupid.
2 unsubmitted papers. mine's still blank.

2. new year
can't wait for january when it all ends. erkk!!!.but that'll mean another new year.
felt like it was only yesterday that i dread 2008.

3. butterfly
there are some news i'm dreading badly. more than the exams. it'll crush me when it comes.

4. panda eyes
a nigerian guy in class told me 'yr eyes look really beautiful when u r sleepy'. and since i'm always sleepy in class..i must've look pretty all the time. haha. on the other hand..he's the same guy who randomly went up to a walking chinese girl to say 'wo ai ni'. well.. it's still the nicest thing anyone hv ever said to my black ringed panda set of eyes with triple storey eyebags. *hepi*

5. aliens
hunting sessions stopped for the time being.yippee.

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