on a breezy morning; armed wif a 9mm hotglue shotgun, full body shield, scissors and bucketloads of patience. forcing fake flowers to come together to form a presentable hantaran...which turns out lovely. I'm just the innocent bystander by the way.. ]=)

inachan : awak..nak jadi wedding planner sy tak
me : erm ..errr. nak nak!!

yeah..since i'm so damn knowledgable about weddings rite ( i've been to at least 5 weddings in my life ok..).. why not just plan one.how hard could it be? J.Lo did it wif flying colors and even managed to fall in love wif da the groom along the way (lepak ..not gonna happen)

so let's see.. i should know something.
1. give the guests sumthings to eat..
2. here comes the bride n groom..meeting halfway across the hotsun...parade them towards the buffet table...don't forget the big, fluffy umbrellas..thinking polka dots..
3. let the bride n groom eat...let the photographer take pics of them mushing each other's face..

yeahhh that's about it it rite?errr.. where does the wedding planner comes in? oh yeah.. in the photos of course.

and yeah; the most important part... compiling songs to play while people eat. hmm according to current demands and statistics of makcik2's favaourite..the wedding will be a resounding success if i played strings of strings of korean OSTs... add in a few bollywood numbers and i'll be set. but..that'll be handled by the DJ rite? scratch!

well..no worries... I'll watch For better or for Worse and learn...membaca tangga kejayaan!
(thinking of serving sushis...)

came across a stupid riddle in gaiman's writings...
"what's green..whistles n hangs on the wall?"
ponder? pls do.

grisham's The Innocent Man is out now... i'm on the 5th page.and Left it a few hundred Km away back home. so lacked reading material at the moment...resorting to reading bits of newspaper lining the shelfs at home.

owh. n the portable fan in my room finally submits to my unintentional kickings..it's a peaceful death. just a few strings of swear words - funeral today... gotta shop for a new one.

Good.considering all the nerdy people (see above pic) studying at evry nook n cranny of my house.. it's actually fun cuz this year we had the most minimal contacts wif the outside world. we visited no more than 3 house this year; heh.. granpa's,uncle's and one neighbour. how's that for minimum exposure?
less hassle.. more time wif the family..and that's what the eid is all about this year (can't say the same for my sis n bro..facing the crazily swinging exam axe)

mood is broken occasionally( of course) by my 'photographic' memory which seems to have nothing else in the buffer but his pics playing continously in slide show mode. the occasional painful stabs becomes more frequent and i probably need to bleach my brain sometimes soon. Add in a spoonful of Fabuloso and my brain will probably be brand new again. I never knew forgetting can be so hard.

so it's back to work. to the dingy world of messy network pathways. Wishing everyone a Selamat Hari Halloween Raya Aidilfitri

\(^_^)/
so the ramadhan is nearly over.. well practically over with just 2 days to go .. and we'll see the end of the interesting display of Malaysians (all races buka puasa u know) performing their acts of gluttony everyday at 1900hrs.

u know how they say eating puts u inna good mood?
well.. yesterday.. breaking fast was heavenly indulgence; putting me into sheer choco decadence.. i simply went to bed smiling. hahah.. all thanx to my first experience wif a choc fountain@shangriLa. The food was good.. choices so abundant that I reserved my whole right brain into concentrating on perfecting a number sequence of food procession. To be attacked.and then came dessert. saving the best for the last.

There it was... tall, dark and handsome,(err...no sixpaxs tho)..all tiered, rich choco flowing down so smoothly..it took all my willpower not to just stuck my tounge there and lap it all up (chipox actually offered me a hundred bucks to do that - i should take it up.more part time job won't hurt..heh)

yummy... we should make it an annual event we should. maybe next year we'd get a chance to actually dip the 'kambing golek' at the fountain.

bile langit kl ni nak clear?ujan je tetiap hari..bile nak turun snow plak? bleh la test my new jackets!
langit berkaler purple ...the same dark purple cloud hanging over my head. quoting my barney-infested-brain lil' 4 yr old sis, "i loveee purple. mother do u love purple too?father, do u love purple too? " yeah i love purple like Bush love Iraq. brainwashed by astro she is.

hmm.. tahun ni tadek beli bunga api..n the raya spirit build up wasn't as exciting as previous years.. maybe as people aged more they felt more n more dispirited in embracing the festives? anything to do wif the green moolah packets? hahah maybe. but maybe the raya bug just wasn't flying around the country this year. and my sistas and brothers are all facing upcoming exams..
try and hv a festive spirit wif 3 nerds who have their specs glued to their 3kg textbooks and u'll know what i meant. Try and imagine coaxing them to play the firecrackers and they'll burn u down for wasting their precious minutes.

hmm talking about heavily bespectacled nerds n firecrackers...here's an aunty who was depraved of love when she was a kid, and at 58ys old, was arrested for stealing it. sian..tak ckop kaseh sayang. read it.

so... the upcoming eid? mild.

i discovered whut my boss does when he locks the door to his room for hours. he played around wif Google Earth.! investigating places where fiber cable usually got stolen? hahah yeah rite. probably searching n staring at the image of his house's rooftop.

n work sux as usual... but today i'm going back home~~ lalalla (^_^) will sleep n drool like crazy on the 5hrs bus ride..but what the heck! home sweet home, baby!

just when i thot all the drama has sizzled down the size of a shrivelled prune..it all bubbled up to the surface again.overflowing and drowning me in the sheer idiocy of it all.
i know u'll think this sounds crappy... but i guess i never left high school after all. what people talks about still mattered. i still go crazy thinking about whut people might think, and i still go sleepless wanting to murder the person who's spreading all this insane stories around.Keep on worrying about all this, and i'll be reduced to a shrivelled prune myself.

'nuff said.. only that i'm drowning my thoughts the usual way (not eating, u dud!) ..shopping! my budget now have a hole the size of Egypt innit. courtesy of some jackets bought on impulse..i hope it'll snow sometimes in M'sia..so that I'll get a chance to wear those beaaauuutiful jackets.Maybe I'll pray for a white Raya this year. And there's a Primavera & Clarks shoe sale going on at the Curve.. if only mom is here..she'd be going cuckoo wif me trying to decide whether to buy a pair or a million.

planning on uploading some delicious pics of food later..and i still hvn't finished the retail theraphy. next on the list..err.jackets. n next on the menu?erm.. makan rumput je la bulan ni.