why? there's work. when will i be moved out to 'nother dept? geez H.R suks.
then there's ev'thing else.

not wanting to sound w.h.i.n.e.y but probably will ~ whutdaheck! today i just hate the world in general and some particular population locally.

***off to drown my sorrows in PJ. kudos to ice creams and rootbears in A&W
(mase bebuke nantila =p) .

just when u r finally getting over yr envy for japanese people who can sleep while standing inside the bullet train that's as fast as err..bullet,(they have a device which help them stick their head to the train's wall and dozz off without heads lolling off) ..they come up with yet another thing to fuel yr envy.

drumroll... and welcome, the highly technical earwax cleaner with camera! switch on the camera! see the golden earwax that has been piling up in yr ears for centuries! use the lethal looking throng! cleanout yr ears wif gusto! see how the insides of the ears now sparkling! nippon ichi!

i should be paid for advertising.hahah. korang pnah dengar tak this lil' myth - makcik2 kate..kalau pompuan.. duduk lelame atas kerusi pastuh kerusi tu panas je bile korang bangon.. maksudnye orang yg duduk tu subur. ye ke? tapi kalau kat jepon ade automated usb-powered butt-cooler!! hahahah kerusi sudah tidak boleh dijadikan pengukur for women's fertility huh? aii...wanna go! ikitai yo! inachan, minna... ikimasho!!

gyaarghh! feeling all sorts. like Smeagol being stampeded upon by batalions of smelly Uruk-Hai.

can i borrow a smiling face mask.anyone?

some interesting read today.. do u know that snakes have penises? ahahah yeah in plural. like two each. and that seals have it too? and it's supposed to be very good for the blood circulation when eaten by us the lowly homo sapiens. I s'posed when ordering this menu..u hv to hv a really strong stomach eh?mainly for the first glimpse of the wrinkly balls and stuffs. Tiger penises cost a whopping £3,000 in China..causing the poor species to run around with missing penises...all probably suffering from low self-esteem now.

had plates of oysters yesterday..simply delicious.sesi mentekedarah yg sungguh hebat.and i'm sure i'm not feeling like a living hell becuz oysters had penises and i ate it by accident..I'm just feeling like a living hell.because ________________ . yikes.

the consumer assoc. of penang must've a roomful of scientists doing nothing but testing foods and shampoos n whatnots of malaysian products to find their abnormalities. I'm still reeling from the previous '75% of facial cleansers contained cancerous inducing substances' finding when this new exposure about malaysian bread hits the eye. read it here.

So the next time i have migraines.. saya akan menyalahkan syarikat syarikat yang menjual daging yg perlu dimakan bersama roti seperti McDonalds dan Burger King. Saya juga akan mula membuat roti sendiri di rumah mulai hari ini. (erm..the japanese do have instant 2-minutes breads rite?)

almost drove into one. there are COWS on that 'lil corner just before my office building. who's the freaking owner i'd like to know. bringing cows here to breath the fresh air of technology? i was speeding like nobody's business on that last corner, racing against time wif that bloody punching machine that's always clocking 5mins faster - and doing the usual 'chiu' laps and wham!bloody brake. i could practically smell the cow's butt. well no..the air conts are on and all.but u get the picture. i hope all the cows eat those grasses that the indon people faithfully sprayed with pesticides ev'ry freakin' morning and may all the cows die a peaceful death of indigestion.Amin.

owh.. and here's someone that looks like one now. a cow's fanny i mean. and to think we thot he was cute during Malaysian Idol.

yepp.. used to be our motto during those 4 blurry years at MMU. japan number one! joined the anime otakus and even went so far as to take exams for the language(and stalking all japanese looking lengchai..too bad they don't hv the real ones in mmu) now the enthusiasm has dwindled down a bit due to the hoo-hah of korean dramas.. but I've never forgotten our dream to actually visit that country. altho all the ex-housemates are claiming they're all now buzy as hell to pursue this flimsy dreams that was once ours.. so when my officemates started talking about a trip there... well.. why not? Next on the priority list! Japan! gotta start scrimping and saving and yeahh baby I have a new purpose for living!

and the phone keeps on ringing..n my resolve gets weaker by the day..

acara ponteng kelas hari ini

call 1
Cikgu V (me) : ade emergency la hari ni..could we change class to another day?
pakcik tokey : apa imijinsi u ada?
Cikgu V : emergency laa erm.. dkat KL..can't make it to Putrajaya on time
(tapi call henset pakcik tokey pakai nombo ofis CBJ! damn kantoi.)
pakcik tokey : talak orang mau ganti ka?
Cikgu V : takde orang.. Cikgu K kate die pon ade kelas ptg ni..so die tak boleh ganti.

call2

pakcik tokey: hello cikgu K. klas petang ni lagi 5 minit.. u tak sampai lagi. cancel ka?
Cikgu K : owh ye la.. cancel class today.
pakcik tokey : why la?
Cikgu K : i pegi tolong Cikgu V punye emergency...

***duhhhh!! hahahha kantoi kiri kanan. Cikgu K pon hampeh.
and the emergency is Prison Break ep 3..season 2. and beta sposen pon tak rase guilty >:) wahhahahaa

hari ini makcik Oprah menjual tshirt ..
apo yg ekau dah buek hari ni? den takdo buek apapo..
nothing to be proud of.

*lalala out*

to cushion yr ass in yr comfort zone? or to take the scary road of trying out a new job? comfort? uncertainty? new job? comfort?and comfort wins everytime. why do i need a new job? the current one is so cushy.. i don't need to think.. the company is as stable as hell, so what if my brain rots a lil more ev'day...i won't have to worry about recession or getting cut off. besides the fact that my brain is shrinking at an alarming rate and i get paid a walnut and a half... it's a good deal.considering the jobscope.
there's still my dream of studying overseas unfulfilled..ade ke company lain yg nak separa sponsor like this current one? heh..banyak nye agenda.

so a new job? i get to use my brain..and my degree will finally have some real use. and the pay will of course be double the current rate.. but they'll be competitions to think off, and i have to really start paying attention to the monthly Malaysian Business mag to find out if my company has finally hit the dust and always have to get ready to hop to another ship.. .. and nanti lagi cepat botak... hmmm hmm...

]=) god bless GLC companies. Making reasonable people unreasonable.. we just love the comfort too much to step out on greener pastures.. or maybe i'm just not ambitious career-wise. or maybe i just love the office politics. ]=P

the japanese finally hv a baby boy in their royal bloodline ..ending the royal family's succession crisis. Pluto is no longer in the Milky way.A hobbit's skeleton was found in Indonesia..sending scientists into headlogs of dispute; the skeleton was 1m tall.. is it true that hobbits (think gay Frodo clans in Lord of the Rings) once resides alongside humans in Indonesia.. or issit just that the Indons memang pendek2 je? Believe it or not two reputable science journals are actualy fighting about it, throwing incessance meaningless jargons at each other.Owh..and the US is accusing the Hizballah group as spreading militants ground and influence in Lebanon because the group is currently the only effective solution to the Lebanese postwar situation. Should Malaysia sent our money and troops so abundantly there, we too would be accused of spreading 'Malaysian Militant' believes.

so many things happening around the world..some of it does not even makes sense. My life now makes even less sense and i'm living a meaningless blur. keje-cd-lepak pj-usha lengchai-keje-cd-lepak pj-keje partime- keje -cd-keje. I wish I am a student once more. There's something very satisfying about being surrounded by books n just having to read and not worry about everything else.


....and me the lifeless zombie bets that those scientists are just wasting their breath debating the obvious.Obviously the indons are really just midgets once upon a time.Certainly not hobbits, or they'll be saying that there was actually a 'Fellowship-of-the-Ring' in Indon next.Or that the skeletons actually belongs to Gollum?heh..precious!