it felt just like yesterday that i announced my hatred to new years.

what to dread in Feb

• numb3rs airing almost ev'day on tv. I thot tv cared about ratings?
  

• bosses are all running helter skelter worshipping the olympic medals that they know, are out of their grasp anyway. Other members of the team are just tinkering around the track serenely sipping strawberry milks , using up all of their brain power to concentrate on ignoring the ongoing race. The term 'massaging data' brought a whole new meaning to me. I can now shamelessly jump into the murky pool of data corrupters.
  

• airwave frequencies. what's up with 'On Bended Knees' ev'ry freaking hour? It's Valentine. We get it.
  

• Orange courses. The orange courses that's forced on people, designed to make people smarter.
  

• err..there's that network exam i signed up for, for no reason.Other than to flunk it.
  

what to like

• Another trip back home. It's the princess's bday and we can't wait to tell her she's now too old for Barneys and Barbies.And that Barnies are actually just a potbellied overpaid homeless drunk in a purple costume. She'll probably cry. yeahhhh =)
  

• Hannibal Rising, Ghost Rider (wheee), Hwang Jin Yi further eps, Goong..
  

• one week leave.(?) yeeehaaa.

• new One Piece eps..battle btw Ace and the black beard pirate.
  

• Can't wait to find out who the hell is Mr Linderman.

owh.. and congrats to aliss chan for jumping on the 8 to 5 bandwagon. mari datang lambat setiap hari ]=P

Good people of the society, do beware of illiterate officers of MPPJ who pounced on the unsuspecting public and reduced the unsuspecting public to hands and knees to beg for forgiveness and redemption.

Vash : ni tiket parking saya. Ini pulak tiket saman. Saya tak nak bayar saman ni.
Pasal saya ada tiket parking. Saya tak tahu kenapa saya kene saman.

Kaunter : oh? Nanti saya cek system.

(wah. Screen computer ade gambar my lovely car with the said parking coupoun. Officer MPPJ pakai digicam? Kayanye. Mesti banyak kutip saman)

Kaunter: Eh betullah tiket ni. Officer tu salah baca agaknyer.
Vash : Bukan. Saya rasa die tak pandai membaca.

Kaunter: . . ….
Vash : …. Dah tu kene bayar tak ni?
Kaunter : Tak tahu lagi. Kene mesyuarat dulu.
Vash : …..
Kaunter : Isi borang ni dulu , hantar, dan telefon selepas 2 minggu untuk tahu status kompaun.

(damn! Kene tulis karangan!)

BORANG RAYUAN KEPADA DATUK BANDAR PETALING JAYA

Sebab- sebab Merayu :

Dengan ini bahawasanya saya merayu kepada Dato’ Bandar supaya tidak membiarkan pegawai2 MPPJ yang buta huruf merayap secara berleluasa di kawasan bandaraya kerana mereka menyusahkan masyarakat sekeliling. Sila keluarkan perintah berkurung atau/dan perintah bersekolah. Sekian, harap maklum.

Talking about the unsuspecting publics…

NST's today (read) dwelled on the Forex Exchange scheme pulled upon a few unsuspecting graduates. Jobless, Interviewed, Employed, and asked to deposit RM 80k in promise of quick cash and leisure future – they blindly nodded and resorts to using their parent’s EPF savings, and borrowing from ahlongs. Of course, ends up losing the money that they don’t have, as fast as u can say ‘forex’.

Quote “many of them are fresh graduates who do not know how to manage their own finance”

Idiot. It doesn’t take 100 years of experience to identify a pyramid scheme. Good god, and you call yourself a graduate. Did those 4 years of study fried your brains to a sizzling empty black shell ? kaya btol korang. Sesenang nak handover puluh2 ribu kat orang. Gadai smer benda. Pinjam sana sini. Pastu golek2 nangis2. Dapatla masok sokkabar. Pastu masok tv plak. Masok Bersamamu. tak pnah dengar main kutu? ASB? Oh..tapi yg tu takleh masok tv. Kalau nak sgt jd rich n famous, dari mula masok je American Idols kan senang.

More of unsuspecting publics

Quoting a now nation-wide infamous statement from Dr M “What you have is a cabinet which is not very knowledgeable all the time, because it is not made up of experts but politicians, and some politicians like myself can sometimes be stupid. The cabinet merely gave approvals in principle and never really studied the implications in some parts of the agreement”

He’s referring to recent toll hikes and highway toll concessions - on the current effects of toll hikes on low-income societies. 'nuff said.

Well..there's the unsuspecting me having to beg the mayor because his staffs are illiterate. Then there's the unsuspecting parents who have to bear the debs of the idiot grads. And us the unsuspecting public who became avid spectators for the annual price race between petrol and toll. One big happy unsuspecting society.

my point is Dato' .. after the toll n petrol hikes (and CNewYear sales) who can afford to pay stupid summons larr...

What do you call having to buy the same sneakers at the same shop, 3 times in 3 months?

I know telcos had it bad with punks stealing copper and fiber cables, but shoes? Geez, it wasn’t as if my sneakers were glow in the dark Nikes! And they were pink! What kind of perv wanna steal those?

So let’s try and solve The Case of The Missing Sneakers.

First of; Suspect Profile Analysis::

Since the same colored shoes was stolen everytime, let’s just rule out men ( I know a guy who owned a roomful of pink stuffs, but he had injured a butt so he’s got the perfect alibi )

Given the fact the she have to climb up a flight of stairs to get to my home (crime scene #1) and the fact that she was able to steal the shoes from my car and run away from the parking lot in the jiffy that I went to get my keys (crime scene #2) just goes to show that the thief is a healthy woman aged 20 -40 years.

Since it was only 2-3 weeks since my last pair was stolen, we can conclude that stealing is a hobby of hers and she will die if she did not steal pink shoes every week. This kinda obsessive-compulsive behaviour (OCB) proves that she’s a drug addict. Probably a divorced, lonely, single mother who can draw pink colored futures when she’s high.

Crime Lab::
Let’s get to the evidences. Going to the first crime scene, the shoe rack
Inside the wooden door before the grill. Taking out cotton buds and sampling evidences, I bagged a brittle blond hair (or issit pieces from the wheat broom..) , sweet wrappers, a blank CD inside the vase, shreds of glasses, a piece of gray fabric, a dead mosquito and a buncha sweet smelling rose petals.

Going under a 4x optical zoom digital microscope - From the highly un-proportional percentage of lead oxide versus calcium oxide and fossiled dust particles..I can conclude that Erry smashed a plate sometimes last month.

Ruling out the possibility that the thief is in fact a rose bearing cute garderner ala` John in Desperate Housewives, the petals probably means that a housemate had another fight with her other half.

The CD…well. Viewing it on the PC, highly wishing that’s it’s a video asking for ransom, but it just contains corrupted data. High probability of an amateur VCD pirate-r living in the house.

Butchering the mosquito, Grissom style,single handed. Err blood samples shows high level of cholesterol. Takleh nak cek DNA sbb Webstars down. Tapi confirm darah orang yang makan burger hari2.

Clues as pointless as Abdullah Hukum LRT station. There’s that blond hair though. Blond, divorced and a druggie. Narrows down the suspect to Britney Spears. Or Pamela. Makes more sense cuz she does looks like she’s got a wheat broom on her head. That.Or i have an albino stalker.

pc was 'deathnoted' at work. had a pretty good idea who's the culprit~ no one else had all the time in the world, u lazy bugger,u!


ade orang berjaya dipaksa berlari skali .. tak payah upah burger pon! series! (hell hath frozen over) woh..dan berjumpe lagi dua pasang kasut lain yg dikenali juga.. semua org mengamalkan hidup pelarian kah sekarang? *syok syok*the more the merrier~

Guess we couldn’t stay in 2006 forever huh? Well .. not gonna wish anyone a happy new year this time. Positively balk at it’s coming and u shouldn’t wish a bad thing on anyone anyway.. so.

2007 thingies:

favourite phrase greeting me on new year’s eve :

Hiro Nakamura (of Heroes) “ raidoo..raidooo ..pom! pom!”

Work :

No changes. Validating rows upon rows of extracted data for analysis is just another insult to anyone’s brilliance.

Jellabies:

Congratulations are in order for my newly engaged housemates. Cheers babes!

(err..how soon should I start my quest for new housemates then? Any volunteers? Preferably lengchai and single . In THAT order ]=P )

Dream:

Still Japan like every other year.

Goals:

Er..also still UK. Trying again this year.

Books:

Nyiahhahah can’t wait for the final installment of Harry Potter. (learnt my lesson the hard way last year. You don’t have to camp in the wee hours in front of MPH to get a book no matter how best-selling.Repeat a million time after me, I.Am.In.Malaysia. Sold Out books? )

Movie:

the list is looooongg and delicious. The Fantastic Four, 30 Days of Night, 300, Bourne ultimatum, Ocean's 13 (June -yeeeha!), then there's the Assasination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford??? (mouthful!); YET another installment of Pirates of the Carribean (May) and not to forget Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix in July. and, the turtles are revived in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turle (March ). wooohoo can go on and on..

well.. the list does look empty n shallow doesn’t it. Have I mentioned I hate new years?

Guess the incessant chattering of an educated fool wif movies on her mind stops here. To embrace the new year. Tsk..tsk.

_________________________miscellanious_____________________

Owh, and in my hometown, the year ends sadly for most – the amount of properties destroyed are enormous.(no comic stores survived the flood. Not one.Sob). Throngs of people make their way into the town after the water recedes and witness the exciting mix of rubbish heaps and stuffs for sale piled next to each other. Naturally, people tried to sell ev'rything they manged to salvage.And almost everyone else ends up shopping.

I guess the flood doesn’t destroy paints. Bile masenye korang siapkan banner ni???

Trust me. The air was thick with the stench of overflowed septic tanks. And money.

Rewashed, Redried, Repackaged –Nope. Not tea leaves you idiot. Shoes.