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Brad for Mayor!
Posted by vash1282
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6/29/2007 02:43:00 AM
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Brad Pitt once asked how, a long time ago, people found out their clothes got cleaner when washing it at a certain point in the river.
He answered it himself.. human sacrifices were once made on the hills above the river; the burnt bodies contribute fat, the ashes from the wood and water formed lye; and altogether, hey presto, white foam discharge befitting the Shokubutsu was swept onto the river side..and so people of the earth learned how to clean fabrics, or so they claimed. (a few short years later people already have coins operated washing machine..)
Anyway, helped mom stuff the short clip from Fight Club where Pitt stole fat from a lypo clinic to make soap; in her teaching materials.. in a move to trick the students into thinking glycerins and sodiums are cool to play with. Well.. apparently, it worked. Bet if I had Brad Pitt teaching me chemistry last time, I wouldn't have flunked it. ]=) Just for showing the world the simple logic of home-made dynamite in that movie, he should replace Schwarzenegger as Mayor, representing the US in erm.. making weapons with utmost affection. With his colorful family, he's got the multiracial harmony argument down pat too.. which means... he'd be a shoo in if he runs for KL's mayor.
A few other scientfic quotes came to mind..
Eichiro Oda, once mentioned in One Piece , that he reads from a scientific analysis somewhere, which said that if human's chest muscle measured 2meters, then, human can fly. Imagine that. If someone, somewhere invents a fat to muscle converter, Pamela Anderson could fly!
(and inachan would be esctatic =P )
And Dolly Parton once said.. natural beauty takes approximately 2 hours in front of the mirror..
Celebritites has such inspiring wisdom..
Owh yeah.. promised to help a friend promote his cause; check this out and make it your cause too =)
there's no panda in malaysia, but help save them anyway ;).. and hordes of other animals too...
He answered it himself.. human sacrifices were once made on the hills above the river; the burnt bodies contribute fat, the ashes from the wood and water formed lye; and altogether, hey presto, white foam discharge befitting the Shokubutsu was swept onto the river side..and so people of the earth learned how to clean fabrics, or so they claimed. (a few short years later people already have coins operated washing machine..)
Anyway, helped mom stuff the short clip from Fight Club where Pitt stole fat from a lypo clinic to make soap; in her teaching materials.. in a move to trick the students into thinking glycerins and sodiums are cool to play with. Well.. apparently, it worked. Bet if I had Brad Pitt teaching me chemistry last time, I wouldn't have flunked it. ]=) Just for showing the world the simple logic of home-made dynamite in that movie, he should replace Schwarzenegger as Mayor, representing the US in erm.. making weapons with utmost affection. With his colorful family, he's got the multiracial harmony argument down pat too.. which means... he'd be a shoo in if he runs for KL's mayor.
A few other scientfic quotes came to mind..
Eichiro Oda, once mentioned in One Piece , that he reads from a scientific analysis somewhere, which said that if human's chest muscle measured 2meters, then, human can fly. Imagine that. If someone, somewhere invents a fat to muscle converter, Pamela Anderson could fly!
(and inachan would be esctatic =P )
And Dolly Parton once said.. natural beauty takes approximately 2 hours in front of the mirror..
Celebritites has such inspiring wisdom..
Owh yeah.. promised to help a friend promote his cause; check this out and make it your cause too =)
there's no panda in malaysia, but help save them anyway ;).. and hordes of other animals too...
