Frowned Upon

The company sent me to a 2-days stress management course ~ it's an office get-away sorta thingy.too bad they din't send me to de-stress in korea.. i'll come back 120% stress-free for sure!! (and maybe bringing wonbin back too... hehe)

It's justifiable to spend valuable RMs in stress mgmt courses even when yr office does not have enuff budget to by A4 papers.You see, this is to ensure yr employees would not get so stressed out as to go picketing and burning the whole building down.Of course, this is despite knowing the common knowledge that people will go picketing anyhow if you threatened to ban their morning coffee breaks…my point is, thank you Company, for paying the instructors to show me the professional way of blaming everything on stress).Sumhow.. i chalked up a real high score on a stress test,benchmarking my stress level at just before the burnout stage.

At this point; all the stress signals are supposed to have already shown itself (gastrics/stomach ulcer/migraines/ clumsiness/forgetfullness/etc/etc)--> told ya ev'thing can be blamed on stress.

hmmph.. let's see now. what am i sposed to be all stressed out about?

#5. Finance? : well yeah. Stress factor. When can I buy my dream car without having to eat grass n roots ev’dayy? (my car crashed again this week. Damn that Toyota Harrier driver.tau la keta aku kecik je..jangan la buat2 tak nampak plakkkk..)

#4. The local malay-translated comic books production seems to have hit an all time
standstill.. (been how many months issit since the last Hunter x Hunter and
Gashbell???? arghhhh!!!! Korang nak jual komik ke tanak ni??)

#3. The fact that there's no cinema in the new mall across the street (tadek sposen pon cinema kat area putrajaya/cyberjaya nih!.putting all my hopes in the other new mall still under construction )

#2. work? : (haven't been here long enuff to rate the new boss yet haha) task-wise? Nah….

#1. The sllooow rate of updates on One Piece manga online– good God I wished they can update a new ep. every 2 days at least! It’s the only way us leechers could live a stress free life! Tu la dulu orang suh blaja Japanese language tu bebetol, malas… kan dah terpaksa mendependkan kehidupan kepada pemalas2 yg lain..


Anyway, I did learn some useful stuffs, Number one, stress-free life ain’t ever possible. Number Two, some filthy rich ladies in KL actually paid RM5k++ to get themselves hypnothized, for self-motivation purposes (listennnn to my voice, when I snapped my fingers, you will wake up as Donald Trump, efficient, driven and have a crush on yr own daughter..). Number Three, to de-stress, eliminate the stress factors; hence hijacking the nearest Honda dealer and burning down the Comic House Sdn Bhd publications.

Frowned Upon

On a more stress-free note;

Budak alim : cube awak kerutkan dahi.
Vash : iyarkhhh (berusaha dan berjaya)
Budak alim : hmmmm.. hmmmmm… kerut lagi sikit. Ni tak cukup kerut ni
Vash : err.. tak ckop? Baiklah. IYARRRKHHH
Budak alim : owhh ok ok.. baik, saya dah faham.
Vash : err.. apsal? Sy memang tadek inject Botox mahupon semua jenis plastic surgery. Dahi saya mmg dah sedia licin, saya kan baru 18thn.
Budak alim : ye dahi awak memang best . Boleh tengok samada seseorang tu dah berpunya ke belum dari kerutan dahi. Kerutan dengan lipatan yang kemas, maksodnye orang tu dah berjumpe dgn jodoh die. Kerut yang agak celaru, maksodnya masih mencari.
Vash : Woh! Maji? Honto desuka.. (Woh! Series?.tipu keras tak agak2..)

Err..mari mencari tikus eksperimen. dahi inachan confirm belipat dengan pnoh cunnyer mcm baju yg baru amek dari dobi yg dkat mcD tuh..cheeps? mesti serabut cam spaghetti ]=P . Mine ? errr who r u kidding? Tadek lipatan langsung! (di ulang..18thn.)
So everybody else, on three now, One.. two.. three….FROWN!!!