I wasn't really always forgetful. It was just that my neurons and nuerotransmitters were sometimes out of focus, as they were always ganging up on me, they always went off to read One Piece whenever I really need to find my keys.

Kadang2, mesti ade je orang2 yang akan cuba buat lawak-
" cuba kau miscall sket kunci tu. senang sket nak carik."

Lepas ni tadek sape dah bley buat lawak bodo camtu. Bukan sebab saya dah tak pelupa lagi.
Tapi sebab skarang, dah memang boleh misscall kunci.


Hail the keyfinder which comes with a credit card sized 'caller' that can track my keys from inside the drawers, under the pillows, or from the Underground world beneath the floor crack.

finally.

It's school hols. Which means its The season again.
That season that chickens hates and cows cow-ered from.
Where the rich do it effortlessly in luxury hotels, the not so rich either do it moderately or take out loans to do it like the rich.
And if I'm in Malaysia it will mean weekends of free lunch and road trips.

Already missed 2 sets of my friends wedding and going to miss another 3 confirmed dates this year. And 2 more from the officemates I presume?confirmkan korang, atul and arin? heh. Big congrats and all.. u guys are prob'ly gonna live happily ever after, or u have to die trying.

Curiously, these few weeks also witnessed the season of breakups. And not just breakups of simple puppy love couples.. but breakup over vows, engagement vows and marriage vows.
Listening to their problems.. observing the male counterparts of the other halves, some things just keeps on boiling in my head and I have these to say.

1. For the boy whose well intentioned pinangan was rejected..kesian. However thick her pheromones are engulfing you right now , however stupidly in love she made you feel,beb, zaman skarang ni mane ade orang masok meminang main terjah je!

2. For the married couple who got divorced, ugly as it is.. it's uglier when the guy badmouths the wife to another girl, read, Me. And so not cool if that other girl is not even your close friend, even worse if that girl is still single, it freaks us out on whatever frail believe we had on the fairy tale ending of a prince and princess in love. Ever heard of till death do us part?

Whose ever fault it is, I still think you are just finding faults with your wife because a) you are bored of her b) you had your eyes on some other girl.
it's either of these because you, are a typical Malay man. You had kids, and suddenly u too want to become a hyperactive boy? Enduring like an adult is out of the question? Grow up. Or better still, haul your ass to hell and kill yourself. Make sure u choke on your balls first, we wouldn't want another idiot with your genes accidently spawned on yr way to hell.

I'm like this because your reasons of breaking your vows are so effing unbelievable. I would really have not hate you if its because your wife beats u up , or if yr wife eats babies for breakfast or if she turns out to be a lesbian. She works. So she works?So she wouldn't quit? Are you a millionaire?
So SHE'S BUSY? She weren't busy when u guys were all over each other? PAH. It's another girl isn't it?

3. For the 2 broken engagements. If the guy's innit for sex, and if u know it and didn't leave him, that's your problem. And if u gave in, that's your problem too. Orang tua2 kate tepuk sbelah tak bebunyi. And if that's the only foundation to your relationship, I hate to say this, but what the hell else do you expect? Just thank god u don't have a baby to murder.

And to that other couple.. I am by default, always siding blindly to the girls. It's that ancient rule of bitches bunched together or some such pun. In yr case.. well sure, I pity u having bought all the trays of expensive gifts, all that family meetings with his side too. But u chose to do it despite knowing he's also engaged to another woman. It's either u or her. And why, do u have to degrade yrself as to wait until he broke it off with ya? What kind of lowlife scum gets engaged to 2 families anyway? kalau ye pon true love, tunggu la die ceraikan tunang die dulu. You should just fry him alive the moment u found out about his other fiancé.

4. I think a typical Malay man, a bad one, (shut up, i said, a bad man) is either a cheater, or a lazy ass liar, and mostly a cheater.

5. The type of guy I hate most is the one who acts all sweet boyfriend type when the girl's friends are around them. In private he treats her like a maid. when she's not there he asks his friends about other girl's number/email, and ask to be introduced to the next cute thing, and flirts around like there's no tomorrow, while his girlfriend waits on him on hands and foot. In other words, everyone else know how the girlfriend is being treated,but the girlfriend.
In the end, when he's finished using her, he tells her they are just friends.

This type of guys, I wish they'll get a taste of their own medicine. To be kind is to be cruel, if u have your sights set elsewhere, be a gentleman and break it off instead of playing with other's emotions. If u need a maid to cook and do your stuffs, get an Indon.

6. The type of girl I can't deal with is the ones who fell in love with someone else's boyfriend/fiancé/husband. I wouldn't wish that painful experience to any other girl.

For whatever reasons, I know break up sucks. For the girls, cry all u want, it'll get better once the tears are all dried up, just don't kill yourself.
For the boys.. suck it up.


7. And finally, accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart..
-M.Aurelius

the queen of all things Apple (macbook air barula king) finally arrived, officially unlocked, in Malaysia, brought by Maxis.

to those who has been salivating the glossy black finish(now it comes in white) when it first debutted and then who watched how the Japanese queued for 2 days before the day of its release in Jul last year.. and all we can do is nod our head and agree that although the japs's nation are made of crazy otakus and pervs; and standing in line for 2 days for a gadget is their normal way of life, we just had to agree,that it's completely worth it.

the first thing i bought after a few weeks of settling down here last year, is my own 16G white iPhone 3G. and life has been so much sweeter since. in UK at the pre-recession time, I got this gem for around GBP280 (RM 1452 following the current forex rate) which was much cheaper than my last sonyE W850i.Now the price has ballooned up again to almost GBP450. i guess it still worth it. why?

the iPhone is made effective and worth having because of it's associated applications made available for it, that can be downloaded for free or for a small fee from iTunes. i can be anywhere in Uk and it can track me and direct me with the map gps, from my position it can tell me the Qibla and praying time, it can tell me what's the star constellation right over my head at the position where i'm standing (exclusively for freaks only), it can show me the nearest train station and the schedule of all the trains stopping there, it can find me nearby restaurants plus reviews, i can make voip calls on skype and fring.. i could go on and on and sound like a crazy shop assistant.did i also mention it's extremely cool exterior?

and the games? don't get me started on the games. coolest GUI.

all things said.. the touch screen function far outpace other brands of touchscreen phones in terms of speed and accuracy. try to get yr hands on the latest batch of touchy-feely phones from Samsung, Sony E or HTC. I could only cackle satanically in glee when testing the HTC Diamond's snail paced touch reaction.

and all things said.. iPhone's camera is pretty useless. can't even do video without dloading external apps. but of course, its music function and extreme coolness makes up for that and more.

and all things said and done.. in conclusion the iPhone is successful mostly because of its nifty applications. and those nifty applications can only be fully enjoyed over REAL 3G network.
for less than RM1500 i got myself an iPhone, unlimited SMS package and unlimited surfing on REAL 3G network. and since the people i want to SMS here can be counted on one hand.. i can't ask for anything more.

the day i streamed youtube on the iPhone, ON a moving bus... and got smoothsailing videos of dongbangshinki's intricate dance steps.. i almost choked in compassion, terharu gile. bukan sebab diorang menari lawa.. tapi sebab streaming tak sangkot2 langsong. perfect.

now back to Maxis.. i understand the temptation to extort as much money as possible from the gadget crazy crowd in Malaysia.. i daresay a lot of people will willingly sell their soul and the shirt on their back for this phone, but the package they announced is pretty much cuththroat. memang kene kaya baru bley pakai iphone kat Malaysia.

the cheapest iPhone package is RM 1900 only for 8G ihone and RM2290 for the 16G. pay that, and another compulsory RM 100 montly. you will still be charged 0.10 per SMS. u get about 5 hours free call minutes... but got a LIMITED 500MB of data (for surfing/downloading). that's for the cheapest package. i mean.. why the hell limited surfing? that's half the purpose of having an iPhone OK. after 500MB you'll be charged 0.50sen per KB. for the other package check their website. even the most expensive package at RM375montly, you'll get a limited 3Gigabyte data surfing.

if u hv the money.. i guess anyone will go for the nearest to unlimited surfing..and 3Gig is a lot even for me. even 500MB is alot. they really just want to extort as much as possible by allowing different levels of access.

unless u just want the iphone for accessorizing i guess u wouldn't mind that. i guess not many people spend 24 hours of their days googling and on youtube and searching for directions and checking emails..and..wait..why don't you just buy the old black and white nokia then?


now before i came here..i was a user of the 3G unlimited package of Celcom's for almost 2 years. and most of the time i tried the video on demand or just plain web surfing, i ended up banging the phone on the wall. there seems to be no clear distinction between the 56KB dial up and the so called 3G network. i don't know how it is over there now, but looking at the fact that i've only been away for 6 months, and looking at the low yat forum, where the entries for official complaints on Celcom's 3G network is now entering it's 5th version due to the flood of complaints, you can only guess that it's not improving much. In fact, it's allegedly degraded more badly than before. and erm.. since they are sharing the same backbone facilities as Maxis..i can only bet that it's the same difference.

and you still get limited surfing for that.
hahah.
why am i caring so much anyway. i already got my iPhone. and i surf without a ceiling limit hanging over my head and all the star constellations in the world, for free.*evil laugh*

-the insides of my mouth feels like its on fire. of all the place to get an ulcer, it had to be a long streak inside my left cheek, right between the upper and lower storey of my teeth. it's not like my cheeks are now so fat t hat i frequently bite that area when i am chewing, it just like to get in the way of the hyper chompings when i'm famished. Now just the thought of chomping is killing me.

- i can't get into my own kitchen and get dinner. there's some sort of cooking party or tupperware party of some sorts and it has been for hours now. smoke's coming out of the closed door and when i timidly tried to open it, a sorry looking pale-zitty-yellow faced long pole with short tufts of greasy, dandruff streaked hair greets me with a cheesy smile. i had to do a double take to digest the ugliness of that toothy smile before looking around and seeing, amidst the smoke...his duplicate dopplergangers. all holding chopticks and frying pans. what is this.. did u guys just arrived from china and met a kitchen for the first time? 5 hours in the kitchen not enough for u to be fascinated by how the british use melanine as kitchenware and not as foods? and what's that pungent, nauseting smell swirling around with those smokes?
are you guys cooking fertilizers?


- had to go to the lab. and the wind. arghh i'm bitching so much about the wind lately but tonight it's like they are on a revenge path against every living person within this 15km radius. they blew right through every miniscule hole of my jackets and jeans and make my goosebumps looks like zits.

- stupid sponsor..yeah they are my sponsor and since i haven't been this crabby in months i deserve to take a few shots at them the incompetent &@#;*#((@!*. copies upon copies of documents had been submitted back in KL.. and now the london branch is also after me for the same stupid copies. and it wasn't mentioned in before i came here that i need one copy of this one particular document..
and since i didn't came here to get married to a Mr Bean lookalike and never go back again, of course i din't bring my every files,comics and smelly pillows.

- report. i can't get past the first 5 pages.ME.toefl essay fullmark scorer. dateline's in a few days and i'm just at lost translating the technical how-tos in my head into something remotely comprehensible. and they are protesting against sciences taught in english?

- a stupid 'friend'conned me into ordering some expensive stuffs (think in the line of thousands) and refusing to pay after i'm done shipping it to her. or should i say i'm the stupid one for naively trusting people? forget the fact that i hvn't seen u for years, what part of 'friend' tells u it's ok to connive people anyway.what..u think just cuz i never ripped off your hair it means i can't do it?or do you think the cold will eventually kill me here and i won't come back ever? there's kak ina and atul who'll track me down and bring me back even if i died here anyway.

-i waaaannnnt roadtripss
-i waaaaannnttt new one piece episodes.faster.
-i wanaaaanttt ice creaam

now that i've disgust ev'ry one with my relentless whines.
i'm going to the lab and just fight Mr Writer's Block face to face.
only one person will go back alive tonight.

a kkangpae head, (yakuza in japan, mafia in italy) in a korean series once said..
"no tree will continue to stay upright if you hack on in endlessly".
while he said that in full determination to harrass and torture a cute chef into submission to join the Gang.. in a positive light, it also means i can get this stupid paper done if i hack on my keyboard endlessly.

aja, aja, hwaiting!

that is.. if the tree does not belongs to this species.

whenever i get struck with my now uncontrollable addiction to korean series,
when my eyes finally got bleary after nights of not sleeping,
when the familiar painful pounding began to creep up the back of my head,
i'd feel a horrible blast of guilt hitting full force on my conscience.
at those times.. i'll imagine the Syringe. A magic Syringe. which doesn't draw out blood.
I'd imagine myself sticking it to my arm and slowly drawing out the lazy bugs out from my system. Slowly, stingingly.
the pain is salve for my teared conscience.
I'd fill up buckets upon buckets of purple gooey. Sometimes.. when i've been lazy too long, they became hard maroon lumps. And they'd make awful clanking sounds in my buckets.
and the sounds will make me feel guiltier.
And i'd go the the control panel and block all streaming sites.
until a few hours later..when i can't focus on any of my assignments.. i will desperately justify to my brains the need of taking a short break,
and gleefully unblock everything. and then the cycle starts again.
i should register for MAA, movie addicts anonymous. because the Syringe,
it has lost its magic.

i dont' know why people want to get drunk.
to forget their problem?
because everyone else did it?
to look cool?
to get wasted and puke along the roadside?
to kill their braincells?
those littres of fermented grapes, can they really make people happy?

i never knew a group of drunk people could get so ugly.
maybe because i've never met any.
looking out my bedroom window everyweekend.. i can see and hear drunkards and lullabies.
but the noise never bothered me..because i can generate more noise with my mp3s.

drunkards and lullabies..are the worse combination to meet
when you are alone on a dull lighted street on the way to work.
the stench, the noise, the lewd freaking no manners leering,
those disoriented grabbing and braindead senseless zombies blocking your path.
drunkards and lullabies, they really scared me half to death last night.
i really wish i can just stew them all in a big pot and watch while their poisonous insides boils.

it's time to get down and dirty.
the books to read are piled up and tumbling down,
my project supervisor is giving me hell about my dissertation telling me i asked stupid questions.
plus..malaysian online news circus are now spurting political gossips like greasy tabloids and i've lost interest.
plus..evóne's blog's not updated.
plus.. there's no road trip in the near future to plan for.
plus.. i ran out of korean drama series to stream online.
plus..i have also ran out of other useless things to do.
so it's finally time to get down and dirty.

my 12" laptop screen is divided into an ugly combination of 2 DOS command screens, Carbide code editor and the S60 Nokia phone emulator.
the cursor has been blinking from the same spot for the last 4 hours.
typed a string of command lines...backspaced, again.
and the cursor always goes back to the same spot.
the screen remained a pleasant mix of hues n luminance..but the ugly applications is a glaring white.empty.annoying
i tapped my fingers impatiently...like finger tapping could help the neurons in my head move their lazy butts around.
tap..tap...tappppppp..
the cursor is still mocking me.

my woozy brain keep flashing datelines in neon lights.
the web programming lab test dateline..i'll probably ace that
the final report interim dateline...don't care.my supervisor already says i'm stupid.
mama's dateline..brightest neon. i probably should start a new name list for future serial dating.
satellite's simulation dateline...don't even understand the questions.
smart phone's math game codes dateline..writer's block.i'm trying ok.

tap.tap...tap.....ZZzzzzzzz

huh fes taim kene tag. wajib buat ke?
buat je la kang korang kecik ati plak kan? tak macam spamming ke main tag2 ni =p.
kak ina dah jadi mak buyong ni takyah laaa nak sebok respon2 tag orang..gi bace buku pasal montessory learning ke ape ke..

Do you think you are hot?
depends on who i'm with. isn't that a men's job, to make u feel like a hotstuff?like last month where a guy tried to woo me with an expensive bottle of wine..
( jgn risau kaktini i kicked him out)hahha
but sometimes yeah..tak agree?so what. suke hati korang la.

Upload your favourite picture of you


Why do you like that picture.
classes was cancelled due to heavy snow for 2 days. and that makes it the best 2 days ever.
right before i was caught off guard and buried under. this pic is prove that in winter, u can't trust anyone skulking behind you gathering a handful.
All's fair in love and wars. and snowfights.

When was the last time u ate pizza?
kat sini? hari2. well almost.
microwave pizza..vegetarian cheese pizza, tomato and cheese pizza..bla blaaa blerghhh.
skang bley abeskan satu pizza large sorang2 walopon rase pizza dah macam makan plastik made in china . perisa melanine.
balik nanti sumpah tamo makan pizza dah. kalo tepaksa sangat makan pon,
i'll attack dominoes and demand overflowing pepperoni on top.
sick of tomatoes.and cheese.

The last song you listen to
Mirotic by dong bang shin ki. korang bukan tau pon.
kalau rajin tgk la link ni dance video derang dijamin lepas tengok bley addicted.
aren't them the best dancers on earth or what?

What are you doing right now beside this.
sepatotnye tengah buat coding. tapi sebab dah dasar pemalas..lagi sanggop jawab tag korang nih.
slain dari tu..tengah duduk dlm hutan macam biase..jadi burung hantu dan skali skale menjeling ke arah spectrum analyzer...kot2 ade alien mendarat tiba2.

What name(s) would you prefer besides yours ?
uh? for me? none i guess. nama org lain smer tak sedap.unlike my name.(>_<) of course..if someday someone could call me honey or some other somewhat icky names.. hahah. sungguh gatal.

People to tag.
ades.. sy mane knal org ramai yg ade blog ok.. dun even know who else reads this blog.
korang je la. hamek nih. bley ke pulang balik tag ni kat org yg tag in the first place? ske hati la kan? korang still kene respond kan?biar jadi infinite loop.

1. kak ina
2. abu?
3. atul?
4. cheeps?
5. erry

Who is number 1?
sgt otai membuat muffin.mama to be.kalau team up ngan Number 4 begosip mmg kaw2

Number 3 is having and affair with?
nak affair yg mane satu?ade banyak ni ..heheh =P.tp skarang tdak lagi.
hahah encik si Dia tu bukan lagi rahsia kan atul? congrats yaa ;)

Number 4.. .up and rising scriptwriter. good at trashing people. excellent gossipmonger.

Number 5.. can do wonders to your eyes with her mascara wands.queen sgaler shopping spree.
had always envy her shoes collection.

Number 2.. envied his glib japanese tounge. orang number 1 takkan begosip dpan die nih. abes baik la tu kan.

that's it? ok..now i'll search for other useless things to do while i proscastinate and delay my homeworks...

that sleeping bag has been staring at me for months. i dunnow whose it is, never cared to find out.. blue, battered and spattered with mud, stuffed inside some creeks under the desk.someone's poor attempt to hide their sweet dreams.
somehow it called out insistently to me today...and i was so tempted..and so tired and suddenly that dirty blue blob of polyster looks so cushy, so warm, so fluffy.

and so I indulge and decided to test it out.5 minutes of wiggling my toes and rolling about under the desk in delight..and he came. one of the permanent staff who is supposed to work in daylights. at 1am. smirking like the devil's ass he slurred 'hey please wake up,there is an IP mismatch problem'. please my foot, u don't have to freaking wake me up can't u see im rolling like a stupid hyperactive dugong.
i jumped up in surprise, and of course, got tangled up and fell down again. talk about smooth coverups.why? why mee????? why didn't anyone come when the stupid rag's owner was sleeping?? why can't the stupid problem came 5 minutes earlierr??? whyyyyyyyyyyyy!

and my timing is just super perfect.just when another alien hunter was sacked last week.for sleeping.perfect!

arghh!!!!

while it doesn't take a religous nut to condemn Israel's occupation of their stateless land, it still astounds me that upright professionals does not see cruelty as it is, and shielding behind human right definitions, uses 'fighting terrorism' as the justification for every bomb that drops in that land.

been arguing with this guy at my work place who supports the jews trying to 'acquire' peace..
and while i've always respected any opinion thrown my way..it still makes me sick that there are people who seems so normal, and yet condones children killing and violence for the 'better good'.
who does he think he is, Dumbledore?
Israel economic boycott is going on strong and fierce in this part of the world, and I hope it'll have an impact be it miniscule or imminent. (watch all 7 installment of this when u have the time)

on an equally drone note..spring semester has started and i have to put on my thinking cap again.

good luck to evóne this upcoming performance rating..and slamat mengisi borang maps hehe.


o yeah.. the Alps pics are uploaded (^_ ^).

Fav france moments

Lyon, where the best chocolate in France can be found (^_^)

going back in time in the glacier ice cave

at 3669m above sea level.. with the snow blowing harshly on my face, hands hurting badly wearing a useless pink mitten(risking frost bite cuz mountain gloves are totally uncute) and with my nose running uncontrollably, it hits me, hard, that I turned 26 last month.

a friend once asked, if i were given a chance to go back in time.. which year would i want to go back to..and I was stumped. do i want to go back to my school day where i relish torturing my siblings and when learning was such a breeze? or do i want to go back to that 4 years of slaving for anime and manga, with a meagre number of classes stuck in between? or work years? nahh that was too recent. i guess there was not a time i want to go back too, cuz i know i'll just relive it the same way i did before.

if wishes can come true at this height where i am above rain clouds and birds, i wished that I can just stay stuck in this year.

it's my 2nd day on the Alps.. and well..what can I say..the views are even more spectacular than Edinburgh.

it was a freaking adventourous trip, in a remote Grenoble where evóne speaks french and even arabic..but no english.. and even tho there is one 'pak imam' in our group of 9 adults and one baby.. none of us speaks arabic. choosing not to use any tourist taxi/bus facilities by walking and using the local busses.. the supposedly 2 hours trip up to the resort on the mountains results in nearly 7 hours .. by the end which i am ready to cut off my ears. french sux. japanese sounds lovely, even korea sounds like music to my ear..but french are just a horrible mixture of phlegm draining sound. and they are worse at giving directions than any malaccan toilet attendants.

skied some today... (^_^) best fun ever. did roll about and fell roll like a snowman.. but i fell around on even ground when there's no snow anyway..so what can i say.. i'm a natural. heheh.

5 more days before going back and facing the exam results..

Half the world gets drunk and spent the first day of the new year as losers with a bad hangover.
The other quarter couldn't care less and goes about with their life like it's just another same old day.
Some people pray for their new resolutions to come true. Some just take a few precious moments to recount their past lessons and prepare for the upcoming adventures.
and then there's the people who have not got the luxury to care. Their fireworks are the israel missiles coming off, marking another year of neverending feuds. some people i knew, restrain from celebrating to mourn the dead brothers and sisters..and some goes on the road to protest. And we are left wondering if borders and landmarkers are worth spilling innocent blood over, the high cost of sovereignity.

Following the path that the world leaders are setting, I was also spilling blood.Of the extraterrestrial ethnicity. cuz they are invading our space area, cuz we, humans, are mostly all racists bigots deep down. and we should kill all partying aliens.

New Year Head Hunter's Diary , 2009 - first entry.

Step 1. -(new year's eve.) Located the invasion direction. It was cold and my hands are freezing cuz I get clumsy with equipments if I wear any gloves.I'm clumsy enough without them. Laid some traps out and waited till morning.


Step 2: (New year morning) Checked all the traps. The sun came out and I was ecstatic and bloodthirsty. Chief headhunter came and obligingly took a pic for me.















Step 3: Locked up all creatures securely, no hearings necessary as the worldwide trend now is to shoot on sight anyone crossing your border. I wasn't given any shooting gadgets as I am just a newbie.


Step 4 : Prepared the cart and tanker for transportation. Once carted off.. there'll be no more hope for the aliens.













and that, folks, is all it takes for world peace. Earned some extra travel money selling my captives..and it was a well spent January 1st.

~Wishing all earthlings a less bloody year.

i miss the kids!

i knew i used to force eha to drink a concoction of roadside pebbles and rabbit droppings, deliciously swirled around tap water..in an attempt to experiment her throat.
i knew i used to dunk kinah in washing machines and she's the one that got thrown out of a moving car while we were quarrelling in the backseat..
mia was lucky as all her sis has grown up and lost their crazy..
altho we never did knew what the twins did to her while we were not looking..
but they were all such brats that i was almost angelic in comparison.

apak sent the latest pics of mia and i realised i just missed all the brats so much huwaaaaaa.

back to that alien getaway on christmas.. so quiet up here..all alien out partying.
will be alien hunting on boxing day as well.. dried up all my money on chocolate soups.

My trusted UGG and I went together to Scotland for my birthday.. and i just fall in love with the place. breathtaking sceneries, friendly people with completely unintelligible dialects, the beautiful old buildings.

thank you everyone for the birthday wishes.. i hope everyone, especially in Cyberjaya, has had a good year , about to end in a few days.. and i wish you all another good year ahead.

favourite scotland stuffs

Scot's cross dressers

Scot's sheeps - reminded me of more shoes

Scot's choc soup..extremely diabetic..and a good way to die.

Scot's moments.. just empty thots

*other pics in fotopages.

- ade kasut buruk macam kasut sang kelembai
- nama brand pon sama buruk..UGG.. satu UK gilakan UGG
-dan jugak kalau pakai UGG dilarang pakai stokin
-tak tau apsal ramai gile orang pakai
-retail price sampai beratus pound, kulit kambing,bulu kambing katenye.
-Kambing Australia. Kambing Dengkil pon boleh juga.
-merata internet siap ade panduan mengenali UGG palsu yg dibuat dari Kambing China.
-untung betul bela kambing
-disebabkan hati yang gundah gulana kerana stress..tepaksala menjalankan retail theraphy
-best gile rupenye..macam jalan dalam kambing..atas awann...
-barula semangat nak pergi memburu alien
-panasssss...lemmmmbuttttttttttttt....i like.
- ni lah kasot paling best dalam dunia
-agak2..kalau bawak balik msia..bley pakai gi opis?

1. sakit beruang

-hari petama tangan rasa macam ais
-hari kedua satu badan rasa macam ais
-kepala rasa macam kene sambar petir sambil mengumpat orang ..
panas nak mampos.sunggoh bedosa mengumpat orang.
-pakai baju 6 lapis campur ngan winter coat ..masok bawah comforter..pon tak bepeluh.
-pegi tepi heater..kepale nak meletup.
-toilet tissue abes 3 role dlm 2 hari.
-kesimpulannye perasaan rase nak membunuh orang setiap hari. demam dengan sangat teruk.
-timing demam kene btol2 taim pekse..(bukanla tak belaja dengan sengaja..)



2. raya korban.

slamat hari belated raya korban kpd korang.sy exam beturut2 slame musim perayaan.
kalau lembu datang sini time pekse pon tak rela suruh sy korban kan die.
die tengok skali nampak macam rakan sekelas dulu (panda tebia dengan beg mata yg confirm dah mengalahkan panda).
tengok dua kali macam hantu.


ade budak bagi daging korban. tapi ketul besar2.
walaopon sy adalah beruang kadang2..tapi skali makan daging besar penumbuk..
tak pnah lagi try. lagipon kat seoul wisma pantai die dah potong comel2.
kak ina mungkin boley try. skali makan satu lembu pon bley kot.
apak kate potong daging kene ikot urat die baru tak liat.
sampai juling2 mata, duduk dapur yg separuh beku tu tengok urat daging..
pasal tak pakai spek.banyak gile direction urat daging tu pgi...
mcm tak tentu arah je.apak.. urat daging malaysia je kot yang satu hala?
last2 potong je mengikut rentak lagu dongbangshingki.
hasilnya beberapa masakan yg sparuh liat sparuh tak.



3. oh dengarlah jeritan batin ku

-sampai2 dewan pekse je ade satu poster kate dlm 8 orang budak kene tuka dewan lain..
tak muat.. pasal 8 orang budak adalah bersaiz beruang.
kurang asem!

-bile masok dewan lagi satu tu, pusing satu dewan, atas meja sumer paper marketing.

- tejumpe flatmate dari china..budak marketing..kami pon berbalas-balas greeting 'hi gudlakgudlak.KauMahuCandyPerisaMelanin?.

-pusing satu dewan tak jumpe pon paper yg perlukan calculator.sumer paper hanya perlukan kacang goreng budak2 marketing.

-seorang lecturer rusia berperut santa tetapi bermuka misterbin menerjah suasana..dengan loghat Rusia yg sungguh pekat dan pekataan2 yg sunggoh tak dipahami.. seperti tekaknya penoh dengan kahak dari demam tahun lepas.

Separa Santa : ngapa-in kamu duduk di sini? apa kamu budak penjual jalanan(marketing)?

beruang sakit : tidak pak.. aku nggak tauu apa apaaa. aku ngikut arahannn sajaaaa

Separa Santa : kamu adaa punyai surat, ngatakan, yang kamu di benarkan masok ke dewan ini?

apa-in jurusan kamu ini?

beruang sakit : tidak pak...seriyus..aku nggakkk tauuuu!

aku jurusan kageBunshin-no-Jutsu.bahasa rusianya,satelite, bapak.

Separa Santa : itukan elektronikkk!Apa kauu nggakk tauu ini dewannn, murid2 penjual jalanan yang punyaa?

beruang sakit : aku tau la bodoh. takkan la aku sesuka hati je nak masok sini tapi kan ada announcement tu! yang kau tu tak tau apape .. ape citer pulakkkkk?kembung dengan beer je tau? fikir tak tau?

- akhir kata..Separa santa yang budus telah menghalau semua beruang2 sesat masok kembali menyempit ke dewan asal..amek pekse 20 min lambat. tapi habes boley 5 minit je lebey dari orang lain. cis. lime minit.korek idung pon tak sempat.
-beruang sakit pon membuka ketas soklan dengan penoh kerakusan..
skali lagi..beruang sakit terpaksa mengerang..
"bapakkk.....aku nggakk tau appaaa appaaa.. "

-bile bitau apak..cakap takleh jawab..die kate tu adelah taktik nak stay lame kat UK.
-mane ade!!! i tau la apak pakai trick tu.

-paper lain2..senang.kalau stadi.